tygerprints,

Apparently he's not just a good Christian, but a great one - he sucks AND swallows. A true Christian, a truly valuable person, is one who gives and enjoys physical sexual pleasure. Not someone who disdains human sexuality and disavows any human desires. It's all just sex - no labels are needed, it doesn't matter who is giving a blowjob to whom, as long as people are doing it and enjoying it. That's the only thing that matters.

Daxtron2,

It’s not gay if you’re giving a blowjob to a woman

splonglo,

Damn I guess Republicans treat their employees better than I thought.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

It was just to make the pigs jealous, though!

half_built_pyramids,

He still won, thanks to gerrymandering

Crack0n7uesday,

If he called “no homo” before he sucked the dick then it doesn’t count.

Illuminostro,

The Brojob Defense.

Lurker,

We’re they wearing socks? With socks on its not gay at all.

BlitzoTheOisSilent,

The hooked rubber band things the military uses to cuff their trousers at the top of their boots are called blousing straps.

We used to say “It’s not gay if you kept your blousing straps on,” when I was in, lol.

MeaanBeaan,

Wait… I thought you were supposed to say that after the fact not before…

Brb, I have some calls to make.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

'Tis better to give than receive

I think Jesus said this.

AngryCommieKender,

Christ did say that or something similar, but Baha’u’llah added that receiving gifts is also important, as everyone needs the opportunity to give, and no matter how little you think of yourself, everyone deserves gifts.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

this is why 69 was invented.

Churbleyimyam,

Now this is the kind of political news I want to see.

All politicians should be kept busy with being sexual deviants, so that their avarice and freakery is not let loose on actual policy.

God bless the perverts, for they do no harm.

rektdeckard,
@rektdeckard@lemmy.world avatar

He’s literally doing harm by supporting anti-LGBT policies against exactly the people you’re talking about.

schwim,

“there’s a video circulating”. Not that I’ve seen. Sounds to me like more of one side just trying to slander the other.

Custoslibera,

Considering that Peter Schmidt the man accused of sucking another man’s penis admitted that he, Peter Schmidt, did indeed suck a penis I’m not sure what other evidence you need?

Would you be more likely to believe it if self-admitted cock gobbler Peter Schmidt slobbered all over your knob?

schwim,

If he sucked my cock, yes, I would be more inclined to believe it than some anonymous meme on a site stating a video is circulating of him sucking a cock. I guess all you need is the meme.

werefreeatlast,

And he loves his constituents…he loves them individually one at a time.

werefreeatlast,

Hey! I’m also a good Cristi…glug glug! Gargle gargle! Glug glug Christian!.. sorry it’s hard to talk with this big glug glug glug glug.

Ultragigagigantic,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

You could have a million gotchas. A trillion examples of hypocrisy. They dont care. They care about power.

Well, they are ready to take it. What are you going to do about it?

aidan,

I’m a little confused on what the hypocrisy is because we don’t know what he said about homosexuality

Enkrod,

You do know what the LGB in LGBTQ stands for, right?

aidan,

The tweet doesn’t say anything about it though. Just “Opposes LGBT rights” which means a lot of different things to different people

KingBoo,

That’s fair.

To explore that, what is the scenario of a person that opposes LGBT rights, participates in LGBT activity, and isn’t a hypocrite?

InternetUser2012,

*crickets

aidan,

💀 everyone’s getting on my case about this I was doing some work and watching a YouTube video + its 2:30 AM in my time zone. Give me like 12 hours to reply at least lol

aidan,

It again depends on what someone considers LGBT rights. I am gay, I oppose a business being prohibited from denying me service based on my sexuality. To a ton of people that is me opposing LGBT rights. A lot of religious (idk how many there are overall though) LGBT people oppose gay marriage. There is the whole “LGB drop the T” movement which are basically gay terfs, and probably to some extent oppose LGBT rights. There are a ton of examples because LGBT people can have any spectrum of beliefs and LGBT rights can mean anything to different people.

The_Tired_Horizon,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

Well he was taking it. Right in the tonsils. 😅

kewjo,

shame is a gell of a drug

melpomenesclevage,

Yes. But here he’s clearly ingesting it, rather than the transdermal application you would expect to see recommended with a gel.

brlemworld,

As a gay man, I don’t know why people think “cocksucker” is an insult.

Traegert,

Latent homophobia or misogyny. Pussylicker isn’t ever used as an insult.

SendMePhotos,

Up yours, pussylicker!

Traegert,

Gonna have to buy me dinner first

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

You sneaky fatherfucker.

The_Tired_Horizon,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

I have colleagues from Romania to Italy… cunnilingus is very much seen that way with their culture.

Dasus,

There’s also “cunt”, which (depending on your English accent mainly) can be considered perhaps more offensive than “dick”.

We Finns also use “vittu” very much in the same way English uses “fuck”, but “vittu” translates more or less directly to “cunt”. “Fuck you” in Finnish would be “haista vittu”, which translates to “sniff a cunt”. But just like the English “fuck you”, the actual meaning of the words isn’t the meaning in the context of telling someone to bugger off.

And there, see, “bugger”, latent homophobia again.

In circles we go, from homophobia to misogyny.

The_Tired_Horizon,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

Its weird, but in private conversation to mates etc we use “cunt” and “bugger” a lot. Its general banter down here, though it doesnt get said professionally, in front of kids etc. They’re working class words here

Dasus,

It’s really not weird, was my point. Unless you’re American? In America, in an American accent, “cunt” is very hard to utilise as a term of endearment. With Aussies? Zero problem.

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

There are a couple terms used pejoratively against lesbians that reference that.

bill_buttlicker,

Half of the population loves to suck cock. The other half? Love to get their cock sucked.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If Schmidt gives a truly amazing blow job, this may be his transformation story. Started out as a fascist, Christian nationalist politician, and after a getting tragically shunned goes on a journey of self-discovery and becomes the sweetest sex worker in Wisconsin.

Hadriscus,

I want to watch and rewatch this film

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