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Omega_Haxors, in I need a ride home

The only thing more cringe than hearing people say this shit in the wild is the following lecture on its fascist origins that I follow it up with.

magikmw,

Do you have any sources handy I could use? Whenever I hear someone say that you can probably hear my eyes rolling from space.

Omega_Haxors,

Nah lol you’re on your own. I hipfire based on the vibes of who i’m talking to. People in the real world don’t care about backing facts up it’s far more important to frame your points in a way that’s understood, even if the details are a bit off. Those who do won’t listen anyway.

BruceTwarzen,

Usually i play really dumb and ask what it means. Usually that's enough, because they often have no idea, because they just heard it somewhere.

WaxedWookie, (edited )

Same deal with woke, CRT, Marxist, or whatever thought terminating cliche is the lunatics’ flavour of the month.

They use these terms as a means of avoiding thinking about what they’re saying - the meaninglessness is the point… and they’re too infected with brain worms to realise.

rockmeat,

it’s been at least a year since I first encountered CRT

it still reads as some cryptic gender reassignment technique to me

Estiar,

Cathode ray tube. It’s a type of monitor that’s popular among retro games now, but they’re hard to find after most people stopped making them

Aqarius,
magikmw,

Thanks, awesome blog as well.

tabarnaski,

Great blog, thanks!

PsychedSy,

I can’t believe you hear this shit in real life.

DragonTypeWyvern,

What, you don’t know any boomers too clueless to know they’re the “weak” generation?

FaeDrifter,

Omfg thank you. Nothing made me cringe harder than seeing Joe Rogan post this bs, like my brother in Christ, it was you and the boomers that wrote and voted on the policies that created our current social/political/economic environment.

Way to accidentally, ignorantly blame yourself for being the “weak man”.

But with all fascist nonsense it’s not supposed to make sense, just feel good to them.

PsychedSy,

Apparently my boomers are either slightly smarter than yours or know not to say really stupid shit to me.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I just ask mine why grandpa paid for their college on a GM factory wage but they didn’t pay for mine with three times his effective income.

PsychedSy,

I mean I can afford to live better than my dad did growing up working in the same factory as my grandfather. Granted, my dad has 9 brothers and sisters.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Interesting. The secret to my success has been “not breeding like a particularly slutty rabbit” as well.

Omega_Haxors,

Vancouver is a neoliberal shithole. Pretty on the surface, racist as fuck just underneath that.

Seudo,

Every time I’ve heard it it’s followed by the cavite that it’s just a pithy quote, sometimes relatable but not to be taken too seriously.

captainlezbian,

Yeah if hard times made strong people who fixed things Africa would be doing a lot better than it is.

tias,

Africa never stood a chance against the violations from the colonizers. No amount of strong people will help against that, so it doesn’t say much. But as someone with a partner who grew up in Africa I can tell you it is rampant with toxic men and women, misogynism, and inequality.

pigup, in Look into the mirror, Harry
bane_killgrind,

I need both source videos

amnesiacrobat, in prepare accordingly
@amnesiacrobat@lemmy.world avatar

I had pretty much this same thought just the other day. It’s so disheartening how oil companies and other industries managed to delay any significant changes that might have prevented this.

zosu,

still delaying, gaslighting, distracting and greenwashing. i wonder how they find people who are okay with doing this. that’s some super villain level evil right there

Froyn,

Mitch McConnell has entered the chat

Hellsadvocate,
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Republicans.

amnesiacrobat,
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I’m sure the thought of the people who are okay with it is “the major effects will be after I’m dead and in the here and now I’m rich”

ChocoboRocket,

I wish there was something the average person could do to force the change, but most of the world has people so desperate to work for and consume from the very industries killing the planet so we can eat and shelter ourselves, that change is nearly impossible.

So instead, I’m not having kids (also too broke for this anyhow), and consume as little as possible by buying things used, sell/donate things I don’t use etc. I may not be able to change the system, but I can refuse participating as much as possible!

MrPoopyButthole, in Chaotic good

That hair dryer must pack a helluva punch

Chariotwheel,

As per the photo evidence: not a single runner made it past her.

Dagamant, in Egyptian gods

Behold the majesty of Nehebkau: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nehebkau

Everythingispenguins,

They had run out of ideas by then

Zenjal, in Let's make Ideal Youdeal.

This is the 3rd renegade angel meme I’ve seen in the last week, an is all been you. Out here doin the Lord’s work. Not sure which lord, but thanks either way!

TokenBoomer,

Praise Bob!

partial_accumen,
Psychodelic, in Misogyny is a skill issue

Link to the paper

Seems legit

tdawg, in Misogyny is a skill issue

The irony of course being that by doing this they lower their status anyway. People respect you more when you respect others

Damaskox,
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Some folks just cannot control bad mood and act before they think.
Or they don't care anyway.

Fried_out_Kombi, in Misogyny is a skill issue
@Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world avatar

G*mers 🤮

Anyhoo, hope to see y’all at Jim’s Bible study this Sunday!

Yours truly,

Edel Berman

Sent from my Samsung Smart Dishwasher

massive_bereavement,
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Thank you Edel. I hope you had a great day at the fair and looking forward to meeting you on Christmas. Grampa died last night. LOL

Fried_out_Kombi,
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Oh dear, Margaret, I’m sorry to hear about Grampa. Send lots of LOL to your kids for me!

Hoping to taste more of your world-famous pecan pie soon,

Edel

Sent from Outlook for Cuisinart Smart Toaster

1024_Kibibytes,

That’s impressive. You don’t trust gamers, but you have enough technical skills to send a text from a dishwasher.

NegativeInf,

Honestly, I’m just glad to see hardware supporting open platforms like lemmy.

PeleSpirit, in Misogyny is a skill issue

I would add to that, if you think of politics as a game, you’ll have the same results.

Psychodelic,

Idk about it being the “game” that matters at all. They’d likely view the concept of a female doctor with similar contempt.

If anything it’s that these dudes view the game as more than just a game - they consider it their safe space that’s being violated.

instamat,

Which is unfortunate for them because female doctors tend to be superior

npr.org/…/patients-cared-for-by-female-doctors-fa…

HenchmanNumber3,

they consider it their safe space that’s being violated.

Which is ironic because they’re often the same toxic people who ruin multiplayer games for non-toxic people.

SeducingCamel,

My former friend exactly. Played games as an escape and to “relax” yet was always yelling at the screen or other people in game. Also told me he didn’t waste his time with single player games

FlyingSquid, in Ska music
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying that kid’s parents went ONE STEP BEYOND the normal number of mozzarella sticks? MADNESS!

db2, in Look into the mirror, Harry

Oaysex

Ocelot, in joke!

Did Gervais do something? I missed it

ThePyroPython,

Not yet but be honest, you wouldn’t be surprised if he had.

And that’s how these scandles work.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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  • ThePyroPython,

    Nope.

    But journalists go looking for evidence for the most likely ones, then the stories come out.

    I like it when people who do this shit are held accountable. Shame that the ones that get held accountable aren’t more often shady business people and politicians.

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  • ThePyroPython,

    The implication is that if you want to find shady shit, you go looking for it with those who give off an air that they have something shady.

    Usually, someone who’s done or said things that have stirred up controversy or general media attention in the past.

    The ones that go unnoticed are the people journalists have to spend a paragraph explaining who this person is and why they’re a big deal.

    Much easier to get a scandal published if the public already recognise them and think “yeah, I thought there was something off about that person”.

    Edit: typo.

    livus,
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    @Ocelot

    The other two were protected for years by fear of litigation. So whoever made this meme is implying Gervais has victims too but it's being suppressed by lawyers.

    Tigbitties,
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    Nope. He rubs some people the wrong way and he's made some offensive jokes that pissed off others. Par for the course of any celebrity comedian and very undeserving of being on a list with Jimmy fucking Savil.

    Son_of_dad,

    When Ricky makes inappropriate jokes, it’s almost lovable cause he does it in a trolling way, but you can tell he’s actually not an intolerant guy, he’s just that mate we all have that loves dark comedy and when you tell him it’s not appropriate, he gets a sly smile cause he just thought up a really dark one while you were chewing him out

    misterd1ck, in Wonder where that's going 🤤

    It’s going to your moms house.

    guyrocket, in Mooooom!
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    Oh bother!

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