starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

>dishes go in dirty

>dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours

>dishes come out clean

Are you guys really buying this?

shrugal,

I’m pretty sure the dishes that go in and the dishes that come out are not the same dishes!

MashedTech,

It barely shakes compared to the washing machine. I’m not buying. I believe little elves scrub the dishes clean.

Viking_Hippie,

Probably the same elves Santa enslaved. That or the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.

Jimmycrackcrack,

Now the interesting part of the question. Most of us are probably pretty against the idea of slavery, but if you managed to pull back the curtain and found out it really was poor little enslaved elves in your dishwasher scrubbing all your dishes for you, would you say anything, and go back to scrubbing your dishes yourself and also try and find housing and a support network and medical and psychological services for the now freed elves? Or would you maybe just try to forget what you saw and keep putting your dishes in the magic cleaning box?

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Truly the greatest test of morality in the modern age

limelight79,

I just spent a ridiculous number of hours replacing our dishwasher. This is a task that shouldn’t really take more than an hour or two, but there were complications caused by the previous owner of the house…plus I made the mistake of trying to fix our old dishwasher first.

If there are elves in that thing, I’d like to slap 'em around for putting me through that headache.

beto,
@beto@lemmy.studio avatar

I used to have a toaster with glass on the sides, you could see how toasted the bread was. Really neat product.

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

My first inclination was blender is critical to see progress as you set the time, ovens can see how brown cookies are but the dishwasher is a fixed cycle and who care… but then I thought about my washer and dryer both having windows for no reason what so ever.

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Those are cat hypnosis windows.

sjmarf,

They just don’t want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

The German “Sendung mit der Maus” made THE video explaining how dish washers work YEARS ago!

It’s amazing, watch it!

youtu.be/e2X-gwfX4aA?si=IHNtk_Y_1PbkIXSM

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

They don’t want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work.

Gumus,

They don’t want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work licking.

sephallen,

My dishwasher has a window and a light.

daan.tech/en/product/bob-mini-dishwasher/

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I use more than one dish and one fork, so that would probably be too small for me.

cieniass420,

I also had one, and loved it

jape,

Do you fill with something other than the caesetes?

sephallen,

You can also use traditional dishwasher tablets.

BrowseMan,

Wow, never heard of this, thanks for sharing!

yoz,

Is this german Product?

sephallen,

French I believe

camelbeard,

For those who like to spend over an hour watching how they work

youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=5yi1-gbTdc-ReqkI

And the follow-up

youtu.be/Ll6-eGDpimU?si=7Z59BO8N0ZPt7gMX

JokeDeity,

youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=f7-meM7Lzvnb4r8M

Technology Connections did a great video if anyone is actually curious to see what it’s like inside while running.

AVincentInSpace,

Just came here to post this

M137,

How has no one mentioned the randomly capitalized words, space before commas, and just general shittyness of grammar? I find it hard to believe someone would write like that without consciously making it as bad as possible just so people would comment on it. And I’m in just as much disbelief that no one has said anything about it.

Jimmycrackcrack,

Well, don’t take the bait.

257m,

Maybe that just have fat fingers and keep hitting the shift key. Or they just have shitty autocomplete.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Could have been dictated potentially

CheddarBiscuits,

I didn’t even notice until reading your comment… 🤯

bitsplease,

I spent a good while trying to figure out what the joke was behind the capital words lol

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism 👌

imgprojts,

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?

AliOski,

💀💀💀

jivemasta,

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn’t useful.

It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it’s all good, or pull it out if it’s done. You can’t do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it’s course.

Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.

56_,
@56_@lemmy.ml avatar

washing machines tho

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw this post and was all “yeah, where the hell is the dish window!” But then reading your comment, all these points are pretty obvious and make total sense ahah.

radioactiveradio,

Don’t lie, I know there’s a man in there licking the dishes y’all tryna hide.

LillyPip,

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

radioactiveradio,

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.

Jimmycrackcrack,

This has me thinking, could I have a cheaper microwave with no window? I mean i guess the window has saved me a few times because of stuff getting over-nuked but I never even considered the idea of not having one.

nrezcm,

One has to keep radio frequencies from leaking the other has to keep water from leaking. One of the two are much harder to do.

bitsplease,

Also, it wouldn’t really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won’t look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)

kamen,

Just curious, what’s the reason for these parts to be expensive? Is it that they have to be properly sealed (unlike an oven)?

The_Eminent_Bon,

How do you think they come out warm and clean?

Viking_Hippie,
Holzkohlen,

My farts are also warm and slightly moist. Coincidence?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Does your ass have windows?

HunterBidensLapDog,
@HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub avatar

Because it’s disgusting. That and because of the Templars.

Viking_Hippie,

Not to mention how disgusting The Templars are…

PatFussy,

Im gonna need an explanation for the templars involvement here

mindbleach,

Technology Connections did a video about dishwashers, including one showing the soapy food water sloshing out of it.

There’s a reason they stay opaque.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t have a dishwasher and I don’t have time to watch this video about dishwashers right now, but I am really curious, why is the powder better than gel?

paholg,

Dishwashers do a pre-wash to get most of the big stuff off, then a main wash to finish up. If you use the capsule-things, there’s only soap for the main wash.

If your dishwasher has two compartments, then put detergent in both as one is for the pre-wash and one for the main wash.

If it doesn’t have two compartments, then just put some detergent loose with the dishes for the pre-wash.

Player2,

Gel is basically powder with water mixed in, therefore you are basically buying water for them to premix your detergent with at the factory. You end up paying more for a container of detergent that doesn’t last as long, is heavier, and is more expensive. Powder forever!

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

jasondj,

It sucks because a lot of places around me don’t carry powder. I’d much rather be using that than the gel.

mindbleach,

Goop in a bottle also works, so long as you get it in both little cups. One is exposed from the get-go and the other gets dumped in later.

jasondj,

Like the Gwyneth Paltrow stuff?

Or the 90s mechanic soap? Does that still exist? I don’t know.

Jimmycrackcrack,

me too, but I was disappointed it didn’t really make much difference. Though I did figure out recently I might have just been under-dosing. Really hard to tell on my dishwasher as it provides no instructions on quantities, and the fill lines don’t make and sense because while it has the 2 receptacles for the pre-wash and wash settings, they’re tiny shallow dimples that both reside in the same larger cavity for power but have no dividing wall between them. So if you fill the wash section up to the minimum (which is a surprisingly large amount), it necessarily spills over in to the prewash section. It also has no recommendations for differing levels, despite having minimum and max fill lines, so I don’t know when I would fill to one or the other and then to top it all off, no mention of the concept of filling anything at all in to the pre-wash section, despite having some kind of pre-wash settings and a dedicated spot in to which you’d pour the powder for pre-wash. It also makes no sense for that pre-wash section to be there, because in the video and on older dishwashers, the wash and pre-wash recepticals have their own doors that flip open at different times, hence pre-wash, but on mine, both of the little indentations in to which you could pour powder are in the same cavity with the same door. It’s weird, they clearly didn’t expect anyone in this day and age would still use powder even if it’s theoretically better. I’ve been making up a quantity to put in to the pre-wash, assuming it helps but really no idea.

BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

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