chetradley,

Jesus be like, “goddammit, they got us on a technicality.”

pizza,
JokeDeity,

Is this real? I know mormans are an extremely insane sect of an already extremely insane way of life, but this just seems like a whole new level.

ryathal,

It’s just another version of oral/anal doesn’t count.

Kuvwert,

It’s real. How widespread it is, that’s the question. Anecdotally I personally know of three real life instances of this, and several alleged.

CompN12,

Exmo here, I highly doubt it. There are rules against lesser forms of intamacy (petting), also this clearly violates the spirit of the law (of no premerital sex).

I could see it happening but any Mormon worth their salt would raise their eyebrow and deny it. This is on the level of holding a knife in the middle of a street and getting somebody to bump people into you, it’s not murder, right?

If you wanna talk crazy let’s talk about how you can figure out somebody’s secret name if you know the first time they went through temple endowment. Or how bigfoot is technically canon.

Goblin_Mode,

… I would like to hear more about this secret name…

RippleEffect,

I wanted to hear about Bigfoot being canon

ChiefSinner,

Gross

lorez,

Are you new here, soak?

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.

RippleEffect,

It’s definitely not just Muslims.

pigup,

Omg That’s disgusting! Where?

otter,

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

otter,

Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪

el_bhm,

And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.

PsychedSy,

I was just thinking it’s similar to how Jews try to trick god. At least I’m not the only one.

Belgdore,

There is a long rabbinic tradition of arguing with each other and god. Look up The Oven of Akhnai

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?

saigot,

It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.

Tsaot,

I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

WaxedWookie,

I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.

Crashumbc,

Tide pods

The_Vampire,

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they’re meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

Geriatrickid,

So the jump hump is real?

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

The_Vampire,

Good. Don’t ever invite me.

Hagarashi8,
@Hagarashi8@sh.itjust.works avatar

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

Beetschnapps,

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

zalgotext,

I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

brainrot

words_number,

Hahaha sometimes religious people are hilarious

MTK, (edited )

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!

jol,

I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.

Suspicious,

God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule

Aaron,

Some real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy

otter,

Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️

MTK,

Damn you!

gmtom,

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

ikapoz,

The answer to that question is always yes.

gmtom,

Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.

BombOmOm,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

It is your duty to make it then! I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.

Xer0,

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.

chellewalker,
@chellewalker@lemmy.ca avatar

I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

RobertoOberto,

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

evranch,

I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I’m thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.

I have some TPU filament that’s stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn’t snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn’t snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren’t sex acts on the line.

Meowoem,

It’s a repression thing, they can’t face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they’re super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they’re up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they’re a good moral person trying to protect civic morality…

Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it’s all structured just like it’s porn equivalents.

Kase,

Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I’ve been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren’t that religious themselves. 🤷

I don’t know any Mormons, so idk if it’s remotely similar at a school like BYU.

Nahodyashka,

As my Mormon friend said, God is like a T Rex, it can’t see you if you don’t move

radioactiveradio,

😂😂😂

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