roguetrick,

Man we're all fucking old people here aren't we.

at_an_angle,

I do love MILFS. Can’t lie.

BolexForSoup,
BolexForSoup avatar

All I know is sometimes I like to write A) B) C) etc to list stuff and I am SO TIRED OF GETTING THE SUNGLASSES EMOJI

neoman4426,

Auto replace in whatever's doing it might respect escape characters, try putting a \ before the B to see if that works. An extra step to be sure, but sometimes works

BolexForSoup,
BolexForSoup avatar

Thanks!

SkyeStarfall,

No, it’s more that :) and 🙂 give different vibes. I literally use both because of that lmao.

deadsenator,
@deadsenator@lemmy.ca avatar

:-/

fiah,
@fiah@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

(•_•)

intensely_human,

:P

techietechtecherson,

^(O_O)^

ChlorineAddict,

<(‘’<) <( ‘’ )> (>‘_’)>

gandalf_der_12te,

these are the ghosts from Super Mario.

wewbull,

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

DragonOracleIX,

I’m not even 30 yet. I’m not ready to be calling myself old. D:

octoperson,

You’re not old unless you type smileys with a nose :-D

mrbaby,

Yeah maybe somebody can help me here. Is it 🤣 or 😂 the one that kids make fun of us for using?

sigmaklimgrindset,

Both, grandpa. Now let’s get you to bed.

mrbaby,

Oh… oh no… 8:30pm and i am in bed :(

AstridWipenaugh,

No sir. This thread is about emoji, not GILFs.

wewbull,

Those are the protagonists in The Dark Crystal, right?

AstridWipenaugh,

A muppet movie about GILFs instead of Gelflings would be significantly different 😂

PhreakyByNature,

Well, back in 19-dickety-2, I used to wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Imgonnatrythis,

It’s making a comeback except now the kids are using shallots.

Anticorp,

Of course they are. Always opting for the more expensive options, these kids.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we?

gandalf_der_12te,

Ferry costs a bee.

intensely_human,

Back when a dime bag used to cost a dime!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I used to get free cocaine in my soda.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

:)

My phones autocorrect suggests it but doesn’t change it

brewbellyblueberry,

It’s not even that it’s completely different - text emojis are more expressive. Less is more. And I’m not arguing that you can’t use emoticons in more than one way to convey different emotions or intentions, but you just can’t use :D and 😀 in the same way. Where you can use :D to be anything from snide, trolling, taking the piss, happy, excited etc you need a whole lot more emoticons to cover all that the :D can cover.

Starkstruck,

Emojis and emoticons convey different emotions.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

(-_- )

ArcaneSlime,

Long live emoticons, death to emoji heretics!

:(

Transcriptionist,

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"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

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caesar_salad83,
wewbull,

:)

friendlymessage,

I can’t read that sentence anymore without that music playing in my head

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Another reason why I miss my full keyboard: I could tell autocorrect to bend over, snap it’s spine and fuck itself with it’s own spinal cord.

balderdash9,
InternetCitizen2,

Nice

Branch_Ranch,

Nice

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Nice

Land_Strider,

Tried auto-cock for a while and turned it off, my texting life has been considerably more ppleasurable.

IanSomnia,

=)

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Oh for duck sake I hate it when it does that!

letsgo,

That’s why I draw them the other way round (-:

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s right leaning. You may even add another dash.

Sotuanduso,

I just use a space : )

…on PC.

Classy,

What about

(•_ )•

Sotuanduso,
Nahdahar,

In my head it translates to an upside down face which is more like a signal of slight discomfort

ErKaf,

But please… Please without nose.

modifier,

I’ve always just done it backwards, even before emojis were a thing.

I guess I’m just alternative, like Weezer.

Sotuanduso,

🙃

uranibaba,

I still use the full version :-)

Guster,

Ah, the boomer smile

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Keep it alive

Imgonnatrythis,

rhinologist approved smiley.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m old. I don’t understand what people are trying to tell me half the time they use emojis.

AstridWipenaugh,

Who in tarnation is cooking an eggplant peach dish that’s splashing? I saw my daughter’s text messages and her boyfriend didn’t even bring any of this strange dish to share when he came over. Kids these days…

lemmy_get_my_coat,

🫠

Paradachshund,

💏💢🏏🐶

lobut,

😶‍🌫️

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll raise you one better: I don’t know what I’m saying when I use them. I’m sure some have meanings, but I just pick whatever looks funny. I’ve probably caused some confusion before.

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