TheAlbatross,

While this is egregious, why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

I didn’t know that was even possible. This is a wholly unexpected mode of behavior.

Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar

Well its not going to be on BK dot com.

Lifecoach5000,

You know they used to say you could have it your way. If I want KFC from BK they should live up to their end of the bargain and oblige.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Can you be sure? Has anybody here ever taken the time to really look? We are making some very dangerous assumptions here.

KnightontheSun,

Why don’t you come over, Friend?

We’d like to have you for dinner…!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmmmm

Steve,

Jesus Christ Marie, Use the fucking app!

Chozo,
Chozo avatar

why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

Delivery, most likely.

const_void,

Delivery

Wouldn’t want to have to move your body to get your artery clogging food

567PrimeMover,
567PrimeMover avatar

If I move too much the grease doesn't congeal the way I like it

Maeve,

Some of us live in rural areas with No transport, including public.

eskimofry,

If you live in rural areas you probably have better chicken than crap from KFC, no?

possiblylinux127,

Then how do you go places?

Efwis,

Walking or asking a friend if they have time, usually at a cost of some gas.

Maeve,

Bike, walk, pay too much in time, money, effort, etc, or make friends and catch your rides when you can, understanding it may come at a mutual inconvenience.

Aatube,
Aatube avatar

For KFC chicken? In America?

567PrimeMover,
567PrimeMover avatar

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I went to a Krispy Krunchy Chicken at a gas station while travelling a few months ago… Gas station chicken has no business being that good.

Maeve,

Omg especially when they let it sit and it’s extra spicy!

possiblylinux127,

God no, that’s a great way to get food poising

Maeve,

They’re graded like any other restaurant.

possiblylinux127,

To each there own I suppose. I personally won’t do that. At least not in the US.

Maeve,

A gas station several miles away makes amazing tasting food. I’m sure the fried chicken is fried in the cheapest transfat oil, but I’ve largely moved away from meat. I still eat it but I feel better when I restrict it. They also have baked chicken, meatloaf, etc and the veggies are slamming. And it’s not always cheaper anymore, to do it yourself, unless you catch a free ride that day and exchange your time.

Chozo,
Chozo avatar

Yeah, most fast food places here have delivery options now, usually partnered through UberEats or GrubHub or one of those apps. At least in the cities, they do.

Otherwise, they also will typically let you order online so you can schedule it to be ready when you get there to pick it up, yourself.

Aatube,
Aatube avatar

My point is KfC chicken really isn’t the best choice these days

Chozo,
Chozo avatar

I agree, I'm not a big fan of most of their menu these days. Though, their Famous Bowls always hit hard.

ares35,
ares35 avatar

even here in the boonies we have doordash now.. just as expensive as in the city, and just as cold whenif you get it.

and i think you can still pay a one-way taxi fare and have them pick up an order and deliver. it has to be ready, waiting and already paid for--they won't wait. this is the cheaper option, because you're paying menu prices. not third-party 'app' prices plus bullshit fees and surcharges. fare is about 5 bucks anywhere in town.

AnActOfCreation,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Despite the title, I was just trying to check the menu lol. 🥲

Duranie,

An irritating number of companies make it inconvenient to just view a menu, and want you to “Start your order!” to see prices and availability. I get that certain items are regional so entering a zip code makes sense, but if I just want to look at a menu and prices to see if I even want to do business with them I shouldn’t have to create an account.

That said, for convenience purposes I’ll occasionally order food online or over the phone so it’s ready by the time I’m driving past on my way home and pick it up.

TheAlbatross,

I often feel I’m stuck in the 90’s when it comes to ordering food. I like calling a restaurant, I like driving to pick it up myself, I like asking them shit about the menu over the phone.

I’m a human being, yo talk to me, don’t just tell me to go to the app or the website.

And before anyone beats me to it, yeah I’m angry at that cloud.

Duranie,

Human? I thought you were an albatross. 🤨

possiblylinux127,

What? Why is this this a think.

Anyway use ublock origin with updated block lists and this likely won’t happen.

Demonmariner,

The ad blocker fight is getting really strange. I don’t use a blocker, but this morning I couldn’t read an article on google news without disabling my ad blocker which I don’t have.

Vash63,

Maybe your browser is blocking tracking or other cookies that adblockers also target.

Demonmariner,

It’s not on a browser as such. I use the Google News app on my phone. I can’t believe it would block anything at all.

droans,

The most common one I’ve seen on Google News uses DNS checking, too. If it can’t resolve an ad domain, it assumes you’re using an ad blocker.

moon,

Nice, they’re worried about losing ad money and analytics over losing more money by selling what their whole business is about.

whereBeWaldo,

What are they gonna do, not sell you chicken?

kamen,

Make sure to update your Ad Blocker settings to include the whole site.

Grass,

I don’t eat there anyways, but I wish I could even more not eat there now.

viralJ,

Maybe you should cook some food and deliver it to your local KFC - would that count?

LifeOfChance,

Nah, delivering better food is a loss

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Their “joke” to shoehorn in a statement about their 11 herbs and spices doesn’t even make sense. Like, it’s implying you are using an ad blocker to gain secrets? What?

The overworked tech dude who had to build this page just didn’t give a single shit I guess.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s reverse upside-down inside-out psychology

victorz,

Does that make it right-side-up, ordinary psychology?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m not sure, I can’t even quite picture what I said because double-negatives and mirror images confuse me.

victorz,

Same, dude. Same. 🫂

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ooh That’s refreshing, finally a hug emoji exists that doesn’t look like jazz hands

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d614d3fc-c292-44aa-a553-42c5699e2af7.jpeg

moneyinphx,

The overworked tech dude didn’t have a single say on what went on there. That was the out of touch marketing team and project manager.

Aurangutan,

See though, the thing is my idea of “optimal performance” means using an app without seeing any ads. So, no I don’t think I’ll be turning it off.

fosho,

looks like we need ad blocker detection blockers now.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

A username named “Reek” had one but it hasn’t been updated in years

kilgore_trout,

It’s blacklisted by uBlock Origin, I don’t remember with which claims.

OutrageousUmpire,

How bizarre. I mean, you’re trying to pay them money.

hglman,

They deserve double money

Kase,

Don’t forget to tip your pop-up ads

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

experience optimal performance

Phone immediately bricks due to the sheer volume of malware and ads piling into the browser.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

That’s optimal performance for “put your phone down and go to the restaurant yourself”, which makes more money for KFC.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

adguard for desktop, adguard DNS inside your VPN on your phone.

Load adguard for desktop with anti-adblock killer and fuckfuckadblock. And use brave browser with fingerprint and ad blocking set to aggressive and strict.

I very rarely get any bullshit notifications like this.

pineapplelover,

Went to some kind of restaurant chain once (red robin I think?) and there were ads as we were eating.

pikmeir,

Yeah they put ads on that little screen you use to pay. Also it never has any receipt paper loaded.

asdfasdfasdf,

optimal performance

WTF

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