alexanderhay,
@alexanderhay@mastodon.social avatar

Apparently, the has just launched "Woke Watch", where red faced pillocks send in angry e-mails, complaining about transgender asylum seekers giving their house prices pronoun cancer, or something.

Anyway, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should one e-mail wokewatch@dailymail.co.uk to , or just plain take the piss. No, that would be WRONG. Oh, for shame!

chrtitz,

@alexanderhay I just iformed them that I woke up this morning. Hope they can fix this.

nichu42,
@nichu42@blueplanet.social avatar

@alexanderhay And do not, I repeat DO NOT use this address when subscribing to newsletters.

n3wjack,
@n3wjack@mastodon.social avatar

@nichu42 @alexanderhay to bad those days are over with verification emails and all 🙁

MercG,

@alexanderhay
Also:
Subject: Stop teaching our kids Arabic numerals!

…and pagan names for days of the week!

stevel,
@stevel@hachyderm.io avatar

@alexanderhay oops. when Toby Young wanted examples of Cancel Culture at universities I contacted him about the way every maths department had turned down my talk "equilateral triangles are an EU lie". maybe the daily mail will finally free britain from the Euclidean plane and is woke idealism

palkyrie,

@alexanderhay @corbden I definitely haven't sent them the lyrics to TISM's classic "I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford" more than once.

You definitely shouldn't do anything like that.

r_aherin,

@alexanderhay shame on the DM for failing to recognise the opportunity to use a far more superior title for this like 'Gammon Fodder'

ch0ccyra1n,
@ch0ccyra1n@emeraldsocial.org avatar

@alexanderhay
You DEFINITELY shouldn't use a tool like GuerillaMail over Tor to generate anonymous throw away email addresses to send through. That would be TERRIBLE and EVIL. /s

afewbugs,
@afewbugs@social.coop avatar

@alexanderhay certainly no one should be sending spurious emails to the 's address, which is wokewatch@dailymail.co.uk

chloeraccoon,

@afewbugs @alexanderhay @patterfloof Next you need to point out the school's teaching telling the time with Arabic numerals?

SapphicSelene,

@chloeraccoon @afewbugs @alexanderhay @patterfloof Being indoctrinated by Al-gebra 😒 lol

patterfloof,

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  • chloeraccoon,

    @patterfloof cial I've heard of an alcopop, but not an alcofox...

    afewbugs,
    @afewbugs@social.coop avatar

    @patterfloof @SapphicSelene @chloeraccoon @alexanderhay my girlfriend supports West Bromwich Al-Bion, the sinister Islamicisation of society is unstoppable!

    spytfyre,
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    alexanderhay,
    @alexanderhay@mastodon.social avatar

    @spytfyre It's more like a crap version of , if I'm being honest.

    mtearle,

    @spytfyre @alexanderhay

    Because everything is terrible, I am choosing to believe that a Wokewatch is a genderqueer Sasquatch wearing a rainbow-flag BLM shirt.

    Sasquatch,
    Sasquatch avatar

    @mtearle

    @alexanderhay @spytfyre

    I tried to find one, but there were none that fit.

    ReturnOfSchnuckster,

    @alexanderhay What a name for a bottom feeder journo worm though.

    C0ppert0p,

    @alexanderhay would mailing them letters filled with white powder be a help or hindrance? Asking for a friend.

    Eetschrijver,
    @Eetschrijver@mastodon.social avatar

    @alexanderhay I've just e-mailed them to complain that the brand new woke watch I bought is about a century slow.

    riggs7sct,
    @riggs7sct@mastodon.scot avatar

    @alexanderhay @takeitev

    Anything to distract from I'd say...

    Valheru,

    @alexanderhay Remind them that Father Christmas is from Lapland and uses elves? Sounds like a far right nightmare of big sledges Vs small boats.

    lauraamalasunta,

    @alexanderhay I've got a woke watch by my bed!

    Oh wait.

    Alarm clock. It's called an alarm clock ⏰

    alexanderhay,
    @alexanderhay@mastodon.social avatar

    @lauraamalasunta BUT WHAT ARE ITS PRONOUNS!?!?!?!?

    MercG,

    @alexanderhay
    Emailed them this:

    “I hope that Daily Mail journalists continue their vigilance watching out for woke in UK public lavatories.

    Watch those urinals closely lads, make sure everyone has the right equipment to use them.

    Can’t be too careful around woke — your journalists should probably ask to feel the bits of each member (no pun intended) of the public to ensure they aren’t woke.”

    nethril, (edited )

    @alexanderhay this is insane. The whole pronoun thing is just a fad, and like all the other fads, we just need to be adults about it and it will go away in time. this his just goes way overboard. People have really become cult like in recent times and lost all sense of common sense and understanding

    cosmicallyf,

    @alexanderhay This is fascist terrorism.

    Paperposts,
    @Paperposts@zirk.us avatar

    @alexanderhay Charlie Brooker (black mirror) used to have a fabulous web zine in the 90s called TV Go Home, which was a fabulously snarky take on a page from the TV Times - on it was the fake show called Daily Mail Island, this will be worse.

    amiserabilist,
    @amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar
    Pythia,

    @alexanderhay time to send in slow burn slashfic!

    Heather,

    @alexanderhay
    Woke Watch. What a buncha assholes.

    alexandria,

    @alexanderhay perhaps the only good use of ai: making it easier to spam the daily mail ?

    EdanOsborne,
    @EdanOsborne@mstdn.social avatar
    Mxhrad,

    @alexanderhay Any website that lets you make a temporary email that you could use to send emails? I don't want to give these fuckers my e-mail address.

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