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amiserabilist

@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com

Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

#memes
#minimalism
#scifi
#comics
#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics
#FOSS
#linux

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qurlyjoe, to random
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Firetrucks are actually water trucks.

amiserabilist,
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@qurlyjoe

You have became the very thing you swore to destroy

amiserabilist,
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@qurlyjoe

the firetruck being called a firetruck

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I’m a student of the fine farts.

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

eproctophile

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

i assumed you were a master if not professor

TransitBiker, to random
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Blaming screen time for the mental health of kids and teens when the world around them is growing crueler & falling apart is one of the biggest copouts I’ve witnessed thus far in my life.

amiserabilist,
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@TransitBiker

NormanDunbar, to random
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Good morning fellow Mastos and hello to a damp Tuesday. Well, it has to be damp after yesterday's typical bank holiday Monday weather, rain all morning and afternoon; and thunderstorms all evening.

Today will be a quiet day as I'm driving. Whatever you are doing, have fun, have a great day and stay safe.

Today's random photo is a recent one and is a close up of the eye of a whale. See ALT text for full details.

amiserabilist,
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@NormanDunbar

"If a whale falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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Listen kids, when two people love each other very much, one person will lay flat on their back while the other person does The Worm on them. This is how babies are made. Please do The Worm responsibly!

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

chop them in half?

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

amiserabilist, to random
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Mrfunkedude, to random
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The gaming gods are no longer with me.

My PS5 wont connect to Play Station servers using my home wifi but WILL if I hotspot with my phone.

My PC game controller decided it needed it's drivers updated and wouldn't you know it? The update made it so that my PC no longer recognizes the controller!

WONDERFUL! 🤡

My next step is to wipe my PS5 clean and reinstall the OS.

I am not happy.

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

have you considered sacrificing something to the gaming gods?

the_etrain, to random
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You know, if Olive Garden got their servers ordained, they could serve unlimited body of Christ. Think about it.

amiserabilist,
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@justafrog @mentallyalex @the_etrain

mxk, to random
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Wake up, open mastodon, whole timeline is full of bread.
@RickiTarr is busy again.

Loona Hyunjin GIF

amiserabilist,
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@mxk

she is the second coming

John 6:31

31 Our ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness; as it is written: ‘she gave them bread from the internet to look at.’ ”

@RickiTarr

amiserabilist,
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@mxk

the only time i made bread was in the boy scouts on a fire and it was wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LnIpHw0m-I

@RickiTarr

Alice, to random
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Which one of you jerks who won’t see this unfollowed me?

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

man down

https://med-mastodon.com/@amiserabilist/112389366183472617

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

"I felt a slight disturbance in the Fediverse, as if a voice suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. I fear someone unfollowed me."

maxleibman, to random
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I’m a 45-year-old white guy and I’ve spent the last hour and a half listening to Mimi Webb’s ‘House on Fire’ on repeat.

Ask me anything.

amiserabilist,
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@maxleibman

2 questions if you don't mind max.

  1. who would win a cage fight between mimi webb and taylor swift and

  2. does she have limited precognition power and enhanced physical abilities

RickiTarr, to random
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Awww this takes me back! What has been the most important in your life?

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

micro blogging of course

was going to say ricki tarr but i am not a sook

just googled sook and it has different meanings.

i mean this for clarification.

https://stooryduster.co.uk/scottish-word/sook-up-to/

Alice, to random
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I broke up with someone because they tried to say that "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band was "our song."

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

at least you have the guts to break up with someone.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm not saying anyone should do this, but if you were looking to get revenge on a colonizer, this would be a really good time to take over Britain.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

*excluding putin

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Putin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day coat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits
Putin' on the Ritz

RickiTarr, to random
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Oppenheimer is Godzilla's Dad.

I don't make the rules, don't get mad at me.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

#Planetary
#WarrenEllis
#JohnCassaday
#GraphicNovel

emmreef, to random
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So what's with the bear/woman thing I keep seeing?

amiserabilist,
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@thepoliticalcat @emmreef

https://dataare.cool/@anandamide/112371885147284170

Alice, to random
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The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

feliz sexto de alicia

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

i know you hate plagiarism but i copied it from https://www.reddit.com/r/arresteddevelopment/comments/gd706w/happy_cinco_de_cuatro/

because i am lazy

i do not deserve a trophy

take it back

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

in that case i will add my trophy to my alice folder.

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