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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Profile pic of cartoon me, white, bald, with a full gingerish beard.
Header pic of galaxies scanned so far 0.1% and one galaxy per dot. Fan shape. Rainbow colours. Better if 3D

I delete posts shortly after writing them, if you like it then I know you read it. It doesn't warrant existence on a web server for life. This is not my diary.

Talking absolute shite as a comedy coping mechanism. Leakage connoisseur.
Possibly manic depressive.

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JackTheCat, to random
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David Cameron: Suspending arms sales to Israel not a 'wise path' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314350.david-cameron-suspending-arms-sales-israel-not-wise-path/

spytfyre,
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@Theriac @JackTheCat don't forget casually whistling and saying "Oh well" on open Mic as he walked away from announcing resignation

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Theriac "slithered", when it's greasy bacon fat features we're talking about
Under a rock
He slithered back out from under to sell weapons.

Also forgot, didn't he make Alex de Pfeffel a cabinet minister? Think that might have been the overlooked biggest mistake

jake4480, to Godzilla
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Godzilla X Kong sequel coming https://www.fangoria.com/original/godzilla-x-kong-sequel-officially-happening-with-shang-chi-writer

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Godzilla √ Kong?

jake4480, to 80s
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As I work today I'm listening to the soundtrack from the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film that was composed by Basil Poledouris. Things are feeling fairly barbaric at the moment here in the Arizona desert

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL-ujMw7lx3b9OI-dN0Rhxpk7L_4yKaQi&si=F3r7F8AMSzQdkPqK

#Conan #ConanTheBarbarian #80sMovies #80s #1980s #film #films #movies #80sFilms #soundtracks #SwordAndSorcery

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 like Bill Hicks, I'm waiting for it being "Arizona bay"

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 never forget Bill
Back and to the left...

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
One word question for ya.
Dinosaurs?

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Bill was raised by religion if I recall his father was high up in the church.
Appropriate for right now

Quit arming the world
America is like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet
Go ahead... Pick it up...

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 you'd be welcome in Scotland, we have plenty rain and fresh water 😉

jake4480, (edited ) to PCGaming
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32 years ago today on May 5 1992, one of the greatest games of all time (and forever my favorite first person shooter), Wolfenstein 3D, was released. I wrote about it for the list of 20 video games I can't stop thinking about (https://spacetimetech.wordpress.com/2024/04/06/20-video-games-i-cant-stop-thinking-about). I still play it regularly. Sometimes weekly. Killing digital Nazis is always fun and therapeutic.

You can play Wolfenstein 3D FREE in browser here: https://dosgames.com/game/wolfenstein-3d) and you can also download it free and run it on your own machine via DOSBox. Wolf 3D is also on Steam (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2270/Wolfenstein_3D) for a few bucks, and on the Microsoft store (the port of the 360 version). Now if they'd only port it to Switch! 😂

Happy birthday, B.J. Blazkowicz. 🎂

spytfyre,
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@jake4480
Rise of the Triad was my only FPS enjoyment, just for the noises they made when you repeatedly shot someone too many times

Wen, to UKpolitics
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Suella Braverman says no time to oust Sunak so he must ‘own this and fix it’

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/05/suella-braverman-no-time-oust-rishi-sunak-tories-local-elections

No question about owning some of it it yourself Braverman you miserable excuse for a a human being?

At the same time she is definite that she is not looking to replace him, of course not, let the bloodbath occur and then attempt to rally the troops under her banner. I am sure Badenoch will have the same idea - if they get elected again.

#UkPolitics #ToryAmnesia #14YearsOfFailure

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Wen face paint

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Wen
My mum: "yes dear, you do look like a commando, now go in the bath for the love of Christ"

Geri, to random
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I have drunk a bottle a day half 7f Mslbec to celebrate the defeat of the Tories

This is of c8urse an excuse. Xxxxc

Xxx

spytfyre,
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@Geri @Wen personally I'm into reincarnation, dolphin next on my wish list

spytfyre,
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@Geri @Wen I'll put that down after dolphin

jake4480, to random
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Smaller/underground artists who add their stuff to Spotify but not Bandcamp or Faircamp or anywhere that doesn't just stream.

Stop doin that

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 not underground if on stupify that's what I reckon

Wen, to random
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Queen or Queen Consort? Inside the debate over Camilla’s title

http://archive.today/2024.05.03-185806/https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/camilla-queen-consort-royal-role-title-xl9gc2zjh
We have a poverty and health crisis, we are going to be stuffed on the environment (having stuffed it), by this is the ‘news' being offered to placate the plebs. And we bloody pay for this charade.

It beggars belief. If people wish to be courtiers, then fine - on your own money and in your own time - that goes for the ‘Royal’ Family.
ps. Caption: Does my Arse look big in this

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen concubine if the shoe fits

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @tompearce49 @Wen
No wait
Spunk bucket

spytfyre, to UKpolitics
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https://youtu.be/oKS8gvvjxuQ?si=_fG_6rbqrMQrqRBJ&t=65

"There is something very wrong with this country, isn't there?"

Rarely a truer word spoken.

spytfyre, to random
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Childhood best friend calls after a few beers
As usual I don't get many words in
They're disillusioned with as "they need to get own house in order, stop just saying you did worse things"
They're critical of gender reform and hate bill
They're considering voting for bloody Alba
They're sick of electric cars because battery mining and making is toxic and mostly in China
Sick of woke colleagues triggered by his company mental health awareness
Tells me not having daughter means I can't comment

simon_brooke, to random
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Humza isn't a great politician, but he isnae a rubbish politician either, and the is short of talent at Holyrood. would be unwise no tae gie him a cabinet seat; and gien hoo has performed on an ither maitters furth o Scotland, it would be guid tae see him in a foreign relations brief.

If we're aiming for , we need to be developing strong relationships with the rest of Europe and beyond.

spytfyre,
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@Lassielmr @Thebratdragon @simon_brooke MB for me, or Alyn Smith, he kicks ass and his final speech at European Parliament got a standing ovation

spytfyre, to random
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OK John Cleese.
If is dead, why does Viz still get printed?
Your argument is invalid.

JackTheCat, to random
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Dodgy Dave at it again.

David Cameron backed Israel arms sales two days after death of UK aid workers.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/02/david-cameron-backed-israel-arms-sales-two-days-after-death-of-uk-aid-workers?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat
Aid workers?
Scum of the earth you mean!
Helping lazy, jobless, homeless, layabouts to NOT DIE?
Public enemy number one
Aid work isn't real work
It's PRETEND work
Worse than that's it's in forrin places
Can't even aid good old UK homeless starving jobless homeless etc
Going over there just makes them unpatriotic
Kill more than three if you can
Here's more weapons hit them more
I'll be watching on TV with my new pig

NudelnAlDente, to random
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I have a horrible suspicion that if I am to get better at speaking Spanish I am going to have to actually speak to people. 🫤
Why is my life such a trial? 😭

spytfyre,
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@NudelnAlDente
https://translate.it/HPWDA

spytfyre, to politics
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At least our one outlasted a turnip. (Therefore several lettuce).
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

simon_lucy, to random
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Yousaf is mistaking himself as the problem, they're after the whole Govt. Weariness with a Govt that's run too long isn't just a Tory problem.

spytfyre,
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@simon_lucy I think it's more weariness with a government that the press has constantly belittled and hounded to death.
Returns scheme killed by London
Gender reform killed by London
We need independence and 2014 lies and Brexit reset all that so we should involve the entire UK and let England boot us out instead

spytfyre, to politics
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Radical idea for transport
Make it illegal to drive past a bus stop with empty seats in the car. Even if you take them in the general direction of their destination and have to drop them at the last bus stop they can use before your route takes you off in the wrong direction. If you can drop them on your route you get to have the bus fare for petrol, electricity, maintenance etc.
And they can check your insurance and MOT from the license plate so you can't drive anyone daft.

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