Snapz,

“Thought I got out unscathed… But looks like a damn liberal SHIT my pants again!”

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Is that a shotgun down your leg or are you… wait, why do you have a shotgun down your leg?

RememberTheApollo_,

There’s a man who is scared of everything.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Except probably not the one thing he should be scared of- Donald Trump.

mojofrododojo, (edited )

or one of his kids blowing themselves or their siblings away. gun owners are horrible about securing their firearms in the US.

Jalopnik even had to put out a public service announcement for the fucking bright lights that kept leaving their loaded firearms unsecured in their POVs.

low gas mileage, high calibers and low IQ’s, so very very fucking american.

jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-i…

Agent641,

You cant shoot diabetes

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with lower back problems, that looks AMAZINGLY uncomfortable.

“I want to carry a gun that leaves me in pain every time I sit down. Every Time.”

aidan,

Also a terrible idea in general, it looks so easy to snatch.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

And hard to draw, unless he’s left handed, which I guess is possible…

JasonDJ,

I’m sure he’s practiced it lots of times.

watersnipje,

In front of the mirror.

Agent641,

“Are youse talkin to me?”"

crank0271,

They call that “the stranger”

uis,

“And if that don’t work - use more gun”

  • Some texan with 11 PhDs
tombruzzo,

Real men open carry by walking around shirtless with a gun gaffer taped to their shoulder blade so if a terrorist ever tells them to put their hands behind their head they can pop one off when they don’t expect

Eonandahalf,

Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker !

RampantParanoia2365,

Even McClain only had one gun, and he had to take it off someone.

Tbird83ii,

Ho ho ho…

datelmd5sum,

I hate everyone

myusernameis,

TBS: Yippee Ki-Yay Margaret Thatcher!

madcaesar,

You can’t convince me this guy doesn’t have some form of mental illness.

SomeAmateur,

I carry when I can. But concealed inside the waistband like a responsible fucking adult. You’re absolutely right

SendMePhotos,

I always see open carry as a large target. IF I was the bad guy, I would go for the people with visible guns first.

aidan,

I understand open carry from a political statement perspective, but now that many states have constitutional carry, if you’re just carrying for protection it should probably be concealed.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll never be not amazed by this kind of discussion, however often I read them. :) Makes me a little happy to be on he other side of the atlantic ocean.

aidan,

I live in a European country with concealed(but not open) carry

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Schweizer?

Jiggle_Physics,

I would put money on Czech. Switzerland has very strict gun laws that make it so that you can’t really use your gun unless you are at a licensed firing range. Czech republic probably the most liberal gun laws in Europe.

SomeAmateur,

If you’re out in the wilderness hunting or in a place where you can be hunted (by bears, mountain lions etc) that’s understandable. Once I came across a hiker in the montains with a glock on his backpack shoulder strap for easy access in case of emergency. Nicest dude ever.

I like the legal protection for people like that but the downside is it allows stuff like this post to occur in public places.

Jiggle_Physics,

When a stick-up kid knows a mark has a gun that is just a pay day. They aren’t going to do the stick up and then decide to get their gun out, they had that gun on you before you ever knew they were there.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s called living in rural 'Murica.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Bro, even the reddest of rednecks knows better than to stick a gun in the back of their jeans. Absent everything else, it’s a good way to get killed with your own gun.

Something is wrong beyond culture with this dude.

Classy,
DragonTypeWyvern,

God, it’s even funnier having lived in Knoxville. It’s basically just a giant suburb with a university, but you’ll hear the r u r a l s talk about it like it’s the wrong neighborhood in Tijuana.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

That much paranoia only raises the red flags.

DragonTypeWyvern,

This isn’t paranoia. A paranoid gun “enthusiast” wouldn’t put a gun where someone can steal it and shoot him in the back of the head.

This is rank stupidity.

psycho_driver,

Looks like he already shot his ass off.

roguetrick,

Just big brained thinking going on there. Can’t shoot your own ass off of you’ve got no ass.

Maybe he’s packing so much heat because he’s traumatized from someone stealing his ass.

Got_Bent,

Is that what happened to Hank Hill?

Cotton got his shins shot off, Hank got his ass shot off?

TempermentalAnomaly,
rbos,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

That guy’s entire personality is just gun.

Mastengwe,

The more the guns, the bigger the coward.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

The bigger the gun, the smaller the schlong

Gabu,

Fun fact: on average, americans have some of the smallest penis sizes. The huge trucks make more sense now, huh?

SoleInvictus,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s a hilarious related infographic. I’m sure those self reported numbers are 100% accurate.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a61448ff-5ff7-4328-92ee-fa9d994fc1fb.jpeg

New Mexico and Delaware are apparently the country’s most honest states.

merc,

“As Self-Reported by Men” is doing a lot of, ahem, heavy lifting there.

I didn’t notice that at first, but the idea that dicks in certain states are up to 1 inch bigger than dicks in other states definitely set off my bullshit meter.

mercano,
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

He also has so many keys in his hand it qualifies as a brass knuckle.

TokenBoomer,

Fetterman shops at Wegman’s?

Wandering_jaguar,

Look how curled up/ stressed out his hands have become. Dudes on edge 24/7. Also kinda looking like Farva from super troopers which is awesome to think about.

quicksand,

Just get him a 2 liter of cola

Wandering_jaguar,

Got dupped one too many times trying to get the million bucks. Never again.

danc4498,

I hope that back gun isn’t loaded. If so, he would be the easiest person to rob on earth.

KISSmyOS,

If you grab it, he’ll shoot you with the one he’s got sticking out of his anus.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Of course it’s loaded. Carrying around an unloaded gun is unAmerican!

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

It’s also pretty stupid

KISSmyOS,

Or it’s actually unloaded. And he wishes every day for someone to grab it, so he can whip around and shoot a motherfucker legally.

Masterblaster420,

ding ding ding. the overlooked answer. these people are looking to kill you. don’t be stupid. be prepared.

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