penquin,

Wow, now THAT will solve most of our country’s problems, right, y’all? Fucking piece of shit useless mother fucker. I hate his weasly voice.

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

He’s the kinda guy that leaves his tube socks on and pulls his pecker out of his whitey tighties before fucking his wife with the lights off.

Rivalarrival,

out of his skidmarked whitey tighties

FTFY. Just wanted to complete the scene.

ethman42,

I imagined this in a motel and the car lights in the parking lot are rolling by. I hate it

MebHi,

Correction, he’s the kind of lizard that eats a rat while the humans aren’t looking.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar
Lifecoach5000,

This imagery just burns right though my soul and it won’t go away.

ZooGuru,
@ZooGuru@lemmy.world avatar

It hurts me

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

Glad to be of service 😌 😂

gregorum,

Oh, just his weasley voice? Not his weasley everything else?

penquin,

He gets on my fucking nerves when he talks.

gregorum,

How about when you look at him? Or anything or everything else he does?

diannetea,

Him eating his booger on the debate stage still makes me gag uncontrollably if I see the clip, and if it pops into my head sometimes I’ll start gagging, which is pretty much every time I see his name

There are very few things that make me gag in disgust, this one gets me every time

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

@diannetea you probably don’t need to be warned not to click this link, but for anyone else’s morbid curiosity: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CgcGQYWns4

penquin,

Fucking nasty ass mother fucker.

oKtosiTe,
@oKtosiTe@lemmy.world avatar

Just the memory that you just summoned made me audibly gag when I read your comment. So thanks?

Ted Cruz is so gross.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Am loving the energy in this post! It’s so tiring that this shit is what passes for politics around here. Like half’ the fucking country seriously thinks kicking us is a worthy focus for the whole damn government? Really? REALLY? Let’s just stop and have a vote on how much we all hate those people for existing! That’ll make something better, won’t it? … Now here I am getting worked up too. Bleh. Of course those people have no concept of “better,” only hurting people they hate.

“I hate his voice” tacked onto the end there is kinda hilarious though 🤣

Also the initialism for the act’s name is SHSA which reminds me that “SHSR” is the IBM->HAL thing (letter-position-decrement?) for “TITS.” So I guess this bill is about TITB? … Nevermind, I’ll show myself out :P

ndsvw,
@ndsvw@feddit.de avatar

Some people prefer solving non-existing problems… Like Putin, who thinks that the world’s largest country is too small 🤏.

lolcatnip,

Cruz is in the business of exacerbating problems, not solving them.

FrostyTrichs,

How do you feel about his punchable yokel face?

Lemminary,

Violence is not the answer! But it does make me feel a lot better.

penquin,

I want to smash a shit pie on his face.

circasurvivor,

The majority of people who support and parrot shit like this aren’t even doing it because they think it’s somehow good for the country, they just think it’s something that needs to be fixed because some ignorant piece of shit on FOX News or the like told them it was bad, and we should all be mad about it.

I can’t imagine being so fucking bored and miserable with my life, that the sheer THOUGHT of someone else being happy and comfortable… or even just not sad and miserable in their own life, that I’d feel obligated to dedicate what precious time I have on this earth to ruining everything for everyone.

I agree with you - Ted Cruz is an absolute piece of shit, but the people who feel driven to support these types of policies and bills etc. are truly vile human beings.

lolcatnip,

*Rafael Cruz

intelati,

Rules for thee, not for me?

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I’ve always liked Wilhoit’s Law: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

dynamojoe,

Wait until they hear what Nikki Haley’s real name is.

Burn_The_Right,

Well? Don’t leave me hanging.

I’m much too lazy to type her name into Google. But I’m just un-lazy enough to ask you.

SpaceNoodle,

Nimrata

Burn_The_Right,

Fucking WHAT?! Wow.

Ok. I won’t make jokes about someone’s name. I’ll leave that to Trump and conservatives at large who judge people based on 2nd grader standards.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Nimrata (Gurmukhi: ਨਿਮਰਤਾ nimaratā) is an important virtue that is vigorously promoted by Gurbani and Sikh history. The literal translation of this Punjabi word is “Humility”, or “Benevolence”.

You can say she’s given up pretending to be benevolent.

Burn_The_Right,

She definitely does not live up to her name.

Feathercrown,

You’ve got to be kidding me

ramenshaman,

Nimarata*, according to Wikipedia

SpaceNoodle,

I accidentally used the typical spelling.

SinningStromgald,

So he’s going to start going by Rafael now right?

netburnr,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

Either that or Fled Cruise. Either way.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

TEDx Cruz.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Assigned

Rafael

At

Birth

My god…

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

The irony

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