molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

the wikipedia article about HAL 9000 has a whole top-level section on sexuality 🤨

catdad,
@catdad@ohai.social avatar

@molly0xfff "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

So, that quote takes on a slightly different meaning.

alice,

@molly0xfff "I'm sorry, Dave; you just don't excite me like you used to."

Ye gods, I penned the joke then read it in HAL's voice. 😖 Can't un-hear.

mycroft,

@molly0xfff I just gotta ask why HAL has a top level about sexuality, and Bender Rodriguez doesn't.

innuendo,
@innuendo@mas.to avatar

@molly0xfff And we didn’t even have to wait until USB-D came out…

richardazia,

@molly0xfff For anyone to see sexuality in Hal 9000 they must be deeply, deeply frustrated. Unless asphyxiation by vacuum is a fetish I don't know about.

ShadSterling,

@molly0xfff I read this and struggled to remember anything more sexual than the baby showing up during the acid trip at the end, then I read the excerpt and… wow, aside from just not making any sense, that’s a weird unnecessary obsession with reading any lack of strict conformance as a “threat” of …love? Which I guess is a threat because conformance requires not taking no for an answer? Which really isn’t something we should call “love”

toxtethogrady,

@molly0xfff So that's where Elon Musk got the whole IVF thing from! He seems to have had an obsession with computer sex...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4whD6uAryMs

wyvern,

@molly0xfff do... do people want to fuck the glowing red hole?

I mean.... yeah, of course they do, yup checks out honestly.

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff He is clearly into breath-play, in this essay I will

paulchurch,
@paulchurch@mstdn.ca avatar

@molly0xfff I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I don't swing that way.

vanecx,
@vanecx@mastodon.pirateparty.be avatar

@molly0xfff who isn't turned on by that cute little red light?

wackJackle,
@wackJackle@norden.social avatar

@molly0xfff 'This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it'

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

...

ApisNecros,
@ApisNecros@ioc.exchange avatar

@molly0xfff Freudian-level analysis right here

chicob,
@chicob@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff
So Dave's insistence in "opening the pod bay door" was code to HAL to come out of the closet?

mah,
@mah@fosstodon.org avatar

@molly0xfff that's enough internet for today...

molly0xfff,
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

there is a lot to unpack here

airisdamon,

@molly0xfff "...fraught with sexual potential..."

thegreatgonzo,
@thegreatgonzo@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@molly0xfff
50% is the internet over thinking things again?
50% yet more queer coding of villains

stshank,
@stshank@mstdn.social avatar

@molly0xfff My goodness.

lucky,
@lucky@mastodon.nz avatar

@molly0xfff early in my uni career i engaged a film lecturer in a long discussion about how HAL 9000's death reads like a tender hospice scene, so I guess I'm a gay computer truther at heart, but I always adore remembering that anyone else is

JoscelynTransient,
@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw avatar

@molly0xfff I mean, as someone who loves a petty gay, I can absolutely see it.

"Oh, you want to do what to me? Hm, well, I can't let you do that, sorry, buh-bye, buh-bye now into the void, buh-bye"

jrnewman42,

@molly0xfff I swear - this sounds like the author is assuming "intelligent and non-aggressive" means "gay". I admit - I saw that assumption in my youth, but "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar", ya know?

Omelette,
kierkegaank,
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@molly0xfff not to be insensitive…

inthehands,
@inthehands@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff and none of it is about the movie

JustinH,
@JustinH@twit.social avatar

@molly0xfff This is one of those Wikipedia entries that says a lot more about the person writing it than it does about the subject matter.

conductor,
@conductor@hachyderm.io avatar

@molly0xfff But can we not unpack it? Can we just leave it in the box?

antlersoft,

@molly0xfff Maybe I'm off here but I agree with that analysis or at least I'm sympathetic. In the context of '60s space program, astronauts-- and the corresponding characters depicted in the movie-- represented a certain masculine ideal. HAL contrasts, clearly coded masculine but also characterized as helpful to the point of subservience and responsible for "housekeeping" tasks. His murderousness also emerges from his being forced to be "in the closet" about the true nature of the mission.

samvarma,
@samvarma@fosstodon.org avatar

@molly0xfff I see what you did there

skiant,
@skiant@social.wxcafe.net avatar
re_chief,
@re_chief@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff I feel like Cultural Critic Mark Dery may have added this section to the article

robcee,
@robcee@fosstodon.org avatar

@molly0xfff y tho? 🤔

tomdewar,
@tomdewar@mas.to avatar

@molly0xfff does it link to entries on “over-thinking” and “projection”?

joehart,
@joehart@social.lol avatar
Omelette,

@molly0xfff damn, someone (the writer of that section in the wiki page) is H O R N Y

patricklang,

@molly0xfff “use of feline phrases” ? I don’t recall HAL meowing or purring at all

europlus,

@patricklang @molly0xfff HAL might have been a furry.

williampietri,
@williampietri@sfba.social avatar

@molly0xfff
This is giving me flashbacks to the war over the Endor Holocaust article on Wikipedia.

Crell,
@Crell@phpc.social avatar

@molly0xfff The more someone is obsessed with sex, the more they will project it into everything they see.

And people obsessed with not having sex seem to do that 100x times more than those who like having it.

Geeklawyer,

@molly0xfff
Having been to an English public/boarding school I rather resent the cliche that it was a hotbed of forbidden bottom love. Non of that sort of thing went on - we were all too busy smoking weed and getting drunk.

2happy1sad,
@2happy1sad@mastodon.social avatar

@molly0xfff Oh god, make it stop, make it stop

mynameistillian,

@molly0xfff this person can work in theater with the amount of projection they do

djcp,

@molly0xfff I'm sorry, I can't let you do me, Dave.

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