I’ve been kicking butt and taking names for awhile now and I’m not sure what to do with all these names. Do I need to get a filing cabinet? Should I be storing them alphabetically or by date they were taken? Kind of a hassle really.
@Chrishallbeck let's join forces - we can use a database in a cloud and put all our taken names in it. We'll call it, oh, ah... how 'bout: Your Permanent Record? Replicated, de-duplicated, sharded...
@Chrishallbeck Learn how to turn the pile of names into chewing gum. That way, if someone comes to you saying they’re here to either kick ass or chew gum and they are all out of gum, you can give them yours.
No no. You don't understand. You now HAVE THEIR NAMES. Your signature should be something like Chris Bob Anne Mary Elvis Jim Tony Emma Margaret Skeeter Hallbeck.
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