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    croquetapeligro,
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    Uknzguy,
    opalmirror,
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    @cpoliticditto Who needs IKEA. The few times I've had an edible (its been years) I had to hold my own sofa down, or better yet, my carpet, so it wouldn't fly away with me.

    tomcrinstam,

    @cpoliticditto There may have been a time, a long time ago, when I got lost in a gas station store while on acid...

    aka_quant_noir,
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    @cpoliticditto More likely to die of exhaustion and overstimulation than escape (or reach the restaurant), in my experience.

    brewski,
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    @cpoliticditto
    Unfortunately my employer frowns upon "eat edibles and go to IKEA" as a team building event.

    JD_Puppy,

    @cpoliticditto oh my gosh, any codes that would come from furniture names would be IMPOSSIBLE XD

    FinalOverdrive,

    @cpoliticditto I guess you can make your own stoned fun at Ikea, but that's the Beavis and Butthead method: get lost in the restroom.

    pynkbites,

    @cpoliticditto if you get the munchies they got meatballs right there. brilliant

    Aviva_Gary,
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    @cpoliticditto Escape rooms are planned out it is possible in the second scenario to be trapped for a LOOOONNNGGG while lol 😆

    Unixbigot,
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    @cpoliticditto @whalecoiner this explains why I got pulled over for a roadside drug test just after leaving ikea.

    Lstn2urmama,

    @cpoliticditto .very different escape and Ikea gives me panic attacks....

    steve,
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    @cpoliticditto it is at least possible to escape from an escape room. The same may not be true of Ikea.

    tvaughan,
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    @cpoliticditto I had this experience years ago in a Costco. I couldn’t escape. I gave up and waited for my girlfriend to find me in a dog bed

    trmarchand,

    @cpoliticditto Kind of a brightly lit haunted house experience, too.

    moonlitfractal,
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    @cpoliticditto Escape rooms are winnable.

    corry,
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    @cpoliticditto if you eat the wrong edible you might end up in the SCP IKEA…

    BigTittyBimbo,
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    @cpoliticditto gonna take 2000ųg of lsd, revert to a child like feral state and scurry around for 2hrs, piss my pants, get naked and then go hospital.

    And that is how you solve any escape room

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  • BigTittyBimbo,
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    @cpoliticditto when i play an escape room, i play to win

    Doreen32128,
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    @cpoliticditto

    Pics or it didn't happen. And I expect the internet to deliver on this one.

    gbwust,
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    @cpoliticditto I guess it is more fun.

    LeslieVS1965,
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    @cpoliticditto beats me! I go there for lunch mostly . . .

    otownKim,
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    @cpoliticditto What a great idea! Plus the cafeteria

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  • otownKim,
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    @cpoliticditto I'm doing it this week 😅😅

    RodneyPetersonTalent,
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    @cpoliticditto

    It's also a great deal of fun and a wonderful hobby to go to IKEA on the weekends and pee on the display sofas...or so someone who isn't me told me...

    dianor,

    @cpoliticditto Ooh this reminded me of this story I read years ago: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008

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