lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:

-screaming "STOLEN VALOR" at Revolutionary War reenactments.

-counting the number of leaves on a tree until I get bored, typically around the 2-3 range.

-editing the Muppets Wikipedia page to state that the Muppets were responsible for both starting and ending the Cold War.

-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.

cvwillegen,
@cvwillegen@mastodon.nl avatar

@lowqualityfacts you're really going well, counting 2-3 trees! I wouldn't last that long...

MamaForestCritter,

@lowqualityfacts And here I thought correcting Wikipedia with factual truth is what gets you banned, who knew?

tjs,

@lowqualityfacts
You're weird. I approve.

MariaLiv,
IGBRUTAL,

@lowqualityfacts what about going to movie shoots and acusing them of being paid actors?

aethervision,

@lowqualityfacts Forget the Muppets, here comes the Sid & Marty Croft 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

finley,

@lowqualityfacts I mean Kermit the Frog WAS canonically the mastermind behind 9/11

https://copypastatext.com/kermit-the-frog-did-9-11/

mertn,

@lowqualityfacts I'm lurking about here while I am banned on facebook. Apparently I was abusive. I plan to stick around here and see how it evolves. I am also trying lemmy

dodoandthebrawn,
@dodoandthebrawn@mastodon.world avatar

@lowqualityfacts You sound way too interesting for me. I'm very boring. Sorry.

bishma,
@bishma@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts Don't forget Cookie Monster's role in Iran Contra. Arms for cookies was no joke.

vruz,
@vruz@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

And no corrections made on Wikipedia to reflect the REAL consensus about the weather, erasing all the woke lies of scientists?

I'm disappointed.
🤣

sichkovskyi,

@lowqualityfacts why are you banned on Wikipedia? :pausechamp:

thedansimonson,
@thedansimonson@lingo.lol avatar

@lowqualityfacts thinking about that photo of Kermit the Frog and Oscar the Grouch engaging in the socialist fraternal kiss

SammyGalen,
@SammyGalen@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts When I want to make friends, I smear cat food on my ear. Then, my kitty licks my ear, thus a friend.

SandyO,

@lowqualityfacts

Search for and follow hastags that interest you (you can follow hashtags). Read. Follow and Reply to hashtags and posters who share your interests. Be your own algorithm. Populate your stream with people/topics who share your interets.

bankenstein,

@lowqualityfacts Yeah, that checks out.

dorzig,
@dorzig@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Dude, the Muppets are SO guilty for the Cold War. Why does no one see the rainbow connection?

64m,
@64m@bitbang.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it: Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

faraiwe,

@lowqualityfacts you can NOT discount Gonzo's influence in the brinksmanship style of Kennedy, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

camstonefaux,
@camstonefaux@furry.engineer avatar

@lowqualityfacts - Have you tried shock therapy? Sorry… autocorrect … I actually typed “posting on GitHub recently?”

Izibella,

@lowqualityfacts would u be interested in leaving mud monkeys with me in all the urinals where billionaires pee?

stillnotahero,
@stillnotahero@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Here’s a fun fact for you to use - did you know that all Peeps marshmallows on the market today were actually produced during the Cold War?

MountainGoat,

@stillnotahero @lowqualityfacts that's really interesting! Especially because all of the candy corn was produced during the Cuban Missile Crisis!

VeroniqueB99,
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
.. same!

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