dgar, (edited )
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For those wondering, ′′how did i do it?":
I boiled 10L of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke, and half cup of lemon juice, then stirred well. Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added a quarter cup of chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it, and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away, and went and bought a new one.

Edit: Please don’t actually make this concoction! The resulting mixture may produce poisonous gases! This toot is a joke, the pictures are not even my pans. I didn’t throw any pans away. Following these directions, despite the fact it probably won’t do anything useful, would be fucking stupid and you may win a Darwin Award.

ralf_muschall,

@dgar Just drop the alkalines from the solution. Pour the bleach into the acid. The pan won't get clean either, but you are dead now so it stops being a problem.

scruss,
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@dgar I love all these "you can do this at home" things that have so many specific failure points that's they're impossible to repeat and the author will blame you for failing.

janisf,
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@dgar Next time donate it. There are Goodwills and Salvation Army stores
f*ing everywhere. There's a poor person out there who knows the formula, is willing to put on the elbow grease, and will keep it out of a landfill.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not impressed.

davep,

@janisf @dgar I'm just guessing here, but I think the whole thing was made up for comedic effect.

costrike,

@davep @janisf @dgar I'm stating it as fact.

janisf,
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@davep @dgar I know, but we're just laughing at our throw-away culture, then, and I can't lie, that pisses me off. We've got a myriad of solvable problems that can aptly be addressed by mass cognition on the full life cycle, (including sourcing), of of the products we buy, and eventually dispose of.

I don't want to rob anyone of their sanity laughter. What I need to do, ethically, is be one voice in the sea of cacophony that says if enough of us engage, there's still hope.

naptowncode,
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@janisf @dgar Goodwill rarely sells stuff that needs fixing or heavy cleaning. They don’t have to; people throw away plenty of perfectly good stuff.

janisf,
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@naptowncode @dgar Ours does.

naptowncode,
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@janisf @dgar I'm just saying, any time I've volunteered to sort donations I see plenty of stuff that I'm like "really? you won't even try to salvage this?" and I get told "Nope."

janisf,
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@naptowncode @dgar Yeah, it can be pretty bad. I tend to donate to our local veterans' donation center, they do a better job with that kind of thing. Imagine what might happen if we all started donating to that end and pressuring these orgs, you know, just because we can.

naptowncode,
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@janisf @dgar To the point of the original joke, there's a lot of nonsense in "DIY" culture that people want to believe in order to feel better about buying so much cheap disposable crap and abusing what we buy.

janisf,
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@naptowncode @dgar Your earworm for the day: look for... the union label....

"What are you going to do with what you know now?" - Dario Calmese

janisf,
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@naptowncode @dgar "Have to" to what end? Keeping its employee training program going? maintaining donations? It's a non-profit. It doesn't have to be there at all.

Katiame,
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@dgar

Do this if you want to create chlorine gas and seriously harm yourself, by all means.

Please don't mix bleach with vinegar.

zoltandulac,
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@dgar LOL! I was starting to get excited, since I have a pan like this at home ... and then I spat out my coffee when I read the punchline.

dgar,
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hyperthea,
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@dgar

I also use this recipe as an exfoliant for my feet.

It brightens them right up! 😳🙃

rossaverde,

@dgar Damn. Thought I was going to be able to deal with my frying pan! 🤣

staidwinnow,
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    stealthmusic,
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    @dgar I Wonder how many people did not read until the end and immediately started mixing stuff together… 😅

    ngo,

    @dgar @timbray so made me laugh.

    dgar,
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    @timbray @ngo 😊

    goodthinking,

    @dgar As I’ve always said, “Asphyxiate them if they can’t take a joke!”

    dgar,
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    @goodthinking
    ☝️😇👍
    Far be it for me to get in the way of natural selection.

    vocumsineratio,
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    @dgar "The warnings come after the spells."

    koenvh,

    @dgar I feel extremely stupid but nevertheless…

    1. scrub lightly with mild soap and warm water to remove, you know, crusts and dead spiders
    2. put in container with cleaning vinegar (6-9%), snug fit so as not to waste too much vinegar, then add liberal amounts of salt and baking soda (50 to 250 grams of each in equal amounts, depending on amount of vinegar)
    3. enjoy the (very mild) chemical reaction and let soak for a couple of hours or a night
    4. rinse
    fladdle,
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    I’m so sorry you had to add a warning! @dgar

    dgar,
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    @fladdle
    🤗

    ptec3d,
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    @dgar Jeebus H Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dgar! Now you tell me!

    I just tried it and it dissolved my cast iron! 😹

    dgar,
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    @ptec3d 🤗

    fkamiah17,
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    @dgar Oh good god.

    worthuelse,
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    @dgar Note on your edit: You shouldn't tell people they can win something. It's quite certain they will try to get the award!

    RobJLow,
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    @dgar Bitten by Poe's law?

    AlgoCompSynth,
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    @dgar It wasn't that funny anyway.

    dgar,
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    @AlgoCompSynth
    Agreed.

    AlgoCompSynth,
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    @dgar That's one thing I miss from Twitter - I could bring up the analytics and figure out exactly which ones of my one-liners actually worked.

    This one is the all-time champ in case you're wondering.

    https://ravenation.club/@AlgoCompSynth/109635393973958129

    dgar,
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    @AlgoCompSynth
    I sometimes use https://mastometrics.com/ for Mastodon analytics.

    CStamp,
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    @CStamp
    IKR?!

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  • dgar,
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    @katzenjens 🤣😂

    abelar_s,

    @dgar I liked the joke, but here's a friendly reminder to never mix these together or your bleach will emit chlorine gas, which is highly dangerous.

    petko,
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    @dgar why throw away a perfectly good pan?

    malwareminigun,

    @dgar @dascandy42 I’ve had great success with barkeepers friend and a drill brush

    michaellong428,

    @dgar lol got me i was about to go scrubbing pans

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