tomwalsh, 8 months ago

@dgar I was generally a pretty well-adjusted kid in elementary school. But, I really started to have trouble fitting in when I got to middle school. Couldn't make new friends, and didn't stay close with my old friends. I got depressed, had appetite problems, acted out at home, etc.

So, my parents sent me to a child psychologist once a week for 3 months. I'll tell you what... that kid didn't help me at all!

(I forget where I heard this joke... might be from Norm MacDonald?)

staringatclouds, 9 months ago

@dgar I met a theoretical physicist the other day

I was surprised to find they were quite real

aprilfollies, 9 months ago

@dgar I saw an organic chemist, but I’ve never seen an inorganic chemist.

dgar, 9 months ago

@aprilfollies 😁

F2erron, 8 months ago

@dgar 🤣

helligbird, 8 months ago

@dgar 🤣

Adventurer, 8 months ago

@dgar

🤣🤣🤣

artnacrea, 8 months ago

@dgar Did you give them a microwave?

heafnerj, 9 months ago

@dgar @Radical_EgoCom Wait’ll you see a quantum experimentalist.

ulidig, 9 months ago

@dgar
I met a marine biologist. She was surprisingly dry.

nrmacdonald, 9 months ago

@dgar
[rimShot.gif]

mambearpnw, 9 months ago

@dgar That's pretty funny right there.

housepanther, 9 months ago

@dgar LOL!

JeremyMallin, 9 months ago

@dgar I dated one once. I think she was about a half inch taller than I was.

johnefrancis, 9 months ago

@dgar about a thousandth of a millibiologist

tantramar, 9 months ago

@johnefrancis @dgar you’re both blocked. Preemptively.

wolfnowl, 9 months ago

@dgar ba dum bump 🥁

mikefan, 9 months ago

@dgar being mistaken for microbiologists is a common issue affecting minibiologists

moira, 9 months ago

@dgar Yeah, the base unit is really way too large.

metric didn't make a lot of mistakes but that, farads, and arguably teslas...

CAnxiolytic, 9 months ago

@dgar damnit. I laughed.

Crowjane, 9 months ago

@dgar
I understand, I was disappointed when served a beer from a microbrewery that it wasn’t a tiny beer in a tiny mug, fit for a leprechauns.

Kiloku, 9 months ago

@dgar @bfelix

smurthys, 9 months ago

@dgar It's a good thing then that there are no macrobiologists*. 😰

*at least I haven't heard of them.

quincy, 8 months ago

@smurthys Of course they exist. They study macrobes. @dgar

quincy, 8 months ago

@smurthys @dgar

In case anything wonders what a macrobe is, #elk and broccoli are typical examples.

dgar, 8 months ago

@quincy @smurthys
Yeah. Or things you might view under a macroscope.

quincy, 8 months ago

@dgar Without a macroscope, the macrobes one is looking for are sometimes hard to find. @smurthys

skountouros, 9 months ago

@dgar This is a thing of beauty and I can't stop rereading it.

dgar, 9 months ago

@skountouros
😏

mudasobwa, 9 months ago

@dgar Is micro-bio-logistics something that explores the movements of ants?

Joni, 9 months ago

@dgar same thing with microbloggers.