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Crowjane

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Hello!
Fancy meeting you here.thanks for dropping by.

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GottaLaff, to legal
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Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

Crowjane,
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@GottaLaff
Thank you for your posting. It is greatly appreciated.

aral, to random
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Mark Zuckerberg could shoot a puppy on live stream and some of you would still want to federate with Threads BECAUSE AUDIENCE!

Unfuckingbelievable.

Crowjane,
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@aral

Tis sad. I know many of us came to mastodon with the hope that mastodon would be found to be a refuge. I understand I don’t have to engage with threads, and I am in a position where I don’t have to engage in social media at all. I’m starting to think, that might be best.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
I’m so fucking disappointed by this, I shouldn’t be but, I am.

CatherineFlick, (edited ) to random
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Help mastodon gardeners, setting up my automatic waterer and no matter how tight I screw on the hose end it sprays water everywhere. Am I missing a seal or something? I don’t recall it having one before (this is my replacement timer after I accidentally left my old one out in the cold). I’ve tried some plumbers tape to no avail too.

Edit: going to get an o ring for the timer unit and see how that goes.

Crowjane,
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@CatherineFlick
Glue you need glue
https://irrigationexpress.com/pvc-glues-and-solvents/

ai6yr, (edited ) to food

I believe (at least in the US), today is "everyone has corned beef and cabbage" day. What are you having for dinner tonight?

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr

Shepherd ‘s Pie here. I like pub food, it’s comforting.

ai6yr, to random

LOL. This plumber does great work, but man, does he have opinions.

"You really should get rid of this s*** in your yard"

"Yeah, I know, we JUST HAD OUR ENTIRE HOUSE FLOODED OUT and we threw a bunch of stuff out there."

"Well, I'm not like you, I am always moving and working, I would have hauled that stuff away by now."

(Left him to his own devices so I don't need to hear any more... last time he called me a "slumlord")

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr

Pardon me, may I suggest
6. Wears a belt

dgar, to random
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rawr

barrage, bawl, bay, bellow, blast, bluster, boom, clamor, clash, crash, cry, detonation, din, drum, explosion, holler, outcry, reverberation, roar, rumble, shout, thunder, uproar, yell

Crowjane,
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@dgar
Ahh yes the most dangerous, nasty, precarious, ugly, perilous, treacherously unstable of all the Dinos.

dancinyogi, to random

Earlier, I managed to throw myself onto the ground and grab a dachshund after he escaped his elderly owner and before he charged out of the lobby and into the street. Ten minutes later, I tripped and fell into the elevator and nearly knocked over another elderly woman who was standing inside. 🤷‍♀️ 🤦

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
Some days, you just gotta reach for the bubble wrap.

ai6yr, to random

I was just asked: "Did you put the fish in your fountain or did they just develop naturally?" 😬

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
Darwin fish, they just stroll on in.

dancinyogi, (edited ) to random

A less thought-provoking #poll than the one I just posted.

Someone drops two cookies 🍪 - one oatmeal raisin and one chocolate chip. Which do you catch and rescue from certain doom?

My answer: I'd dive across the room like Tom Cruise in 'Mission Impossible' to save the chocolate chip cookie.

Feel free to boost and comment!

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
Chocolate Chip
I suspect rabbits make raisins.

dancinyogi, to random

Sitting in traffic waiting to get around where the Neshaminy Creek overflowed and I’m amazed at how many drivers think they can risk it and drive through a flooded road. Three cars are trapped. Amazing. SMH.

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
Don’t be a clown! Turn around!
Or something like that.

dancinyogi, to random

What are some things that you like that might be considered weird or strange?

I'll kick things off. I like the smell of lumber, people watching, coming attractions before the movie begins, reading anything and everything about storms, bald eagles, chakras, and yoga, and feeding everything from plants to people.

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
The smell of creosote dipped dock pilings. I come from a long line of mariners.

ai6yr, to ai

It sounds like Sports Illustrated and The Street have been eaten by the AI overlords. https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
They have been assimilated.

kierkegaank, to random
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I could and did read whatever I wanted when I was growing up. There were no developmentally suitable limits to my library card. And nobody checked what I was reading. I think that was a special exemption my library made for me

The only time it went a bit wrong was when I read The Exorcist at 11. It was rough. You could possibly argue that Jaws was a mistake too because Benchley was a terrible writer

But I think I was enriched by Salinger, Vonnegut and Conrad even if I lacked a lot of context

Crowjane,
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@kierkegaank
I’m a working class mongrel. My son read at college level in the fourth grade and he reads fast. So fast that I would read the books he was interested in to see if he really was comprehending what he was reading. He was.
I guess I was his literary mentor.

dancinyogi, to random

You know, it's okay to admit that the times we live in are getting to you. I'm not sure why so many of us feel the need to pretend this is normal or say we're fine when we're not. It's not only understandable but expected to feel weighed down right now. Whether they admit it or not, everyone is feeling the weight of everything that is happening in our individual countries and the world. Maybe if more of us admit it, we'll feel a sense of community again.

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
A Pandemic, climate change, the rise of authoritarians, Israel, Ukraine, China, Russia…
I honestly believe if you don’t feel fear, urgency and empathy, there’s something seriously wrong with you.
Care for yourself, but care for others as well. That’s how you stave off the paralyzing insanity that is being globally thrust upon us.
And be loud! Speak Out, let your voice be heard, one voice might not be loud enough, but a community of voices, just might.
We are stronger together

ai6yr, to chile

BBC: The Guinness World Records has crowned Pepper X as the hottest chili pepper in the world, dethroning the Carolina Reaper chili pepper after 10 years. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67136085

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
Are we certain Pepper X isn’t formally, The Carolina Reaper, just nastier.

You know how naming trends go.

dancinyogi, to random

As I pack to move, I have stumbled across:

7 glue sticks (and when was the last time I used a glue stick??)
6 corkscrews
3 hammers
2 turkey timers (and I'm a vegetarian)
A gazillion dried-up pens
5 pairs of scissors
3 sequined tops that I have never worn or seen in my life

To be continued 🙄

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
This is why I believe everyone should move every ten years. And if you love your home and don’t want to leave, move everything out to the backyard and move it back in again.
😉

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
Just promise Kitty they won’t have to move the book boxes.
😉

dancinyogi, to random

My neighbor's 7-year-old daughter takes piano lessons. His wife had a piano she inherited from her grandmother, but it was destroyed in a house fire. It's a shame; she wanted to pass it on to her kids. They rent one now.

I have a piano. I have no one to leave it to when I go. I've kept it perfectly tuned and in great shape.

I offered it to them as a way to pass it down - at least it will continue to live on, just through a different family.

They were absolutely thrilled, and so am I😊 😊 😂

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
You’re a very good human. ❤️

jeffowski, to random
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Crowjane,
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@jeffowski
Your wife is wise.

dancinyogi, to random

I think auto-correct likes to stir things up. I really do. I think it has an evil side. Earlier this morning, I went to text 'I want to hug you' and auto-correct jumped in and changed it to 'I want to hit you'. (Not kidding! I couldn't believe it). Fortunately, I caught it before I hit 'send'. I think auto-correct is in cahoots with my car, which still displays 2020 as the current date on the dashboard.

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
I hate it when autocorrect writes things I didn’t Nintendo.

dancinyogi, to random

Mark just sent me a text reminding me to eat. I do the same for a close friend who needs to regain weight that was lost during an illness.

Never underestimate the power of a simple text like that. It's pure love and care in a text. ❤️

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
So…
Didja eat?

ttpphd, to MountainBiking
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It's raining today. Does anyone have suggestions on how to get myself ready to ride my bike in the rain? I'm not ready!!

Crowjane,
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@ttpphd
Hot cocoa, a good book and a comfy couch, will keep both you and your bike dry and comfortable . 😉

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, it must be really hard to do.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts
Did you hear that? That’s the sound of one eyelid clapping. 😉

lowqualityfacts, to random
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WARNING: Chrome has pushed out a new update where it now detects if you are using ad blockers, and will punish you by filling your Google search history with dumb questions about wind. This makes it seem like you do not understand wind, and will be very embarrassing if someone else sees it.

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts
I want to know if Windy really does have stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of lies.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

  1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.

  2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.

  3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts

  1. True
  2. Glad my name is not Kevin.
  3. That’s like homework.
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