amiserabilist, 8 months ago

@JonBaker

Now as they were eating, Papa John, having taken pizza and having blessed it, broke it, and having given it to the disciples, He said, "Take, eat; this is My body."

Gustodon, 8 months ago

@JonBaker That would increase the chances that those pizzas would grow up to be bigoted assholes.

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@Gustodon I thought that was already a given

sbuzzard, 8 months ago

@JonBaker @RickiTarr Only Jerry Springer knows for sure and he took that secret to the grave (except for the one sausage/pineapple pizza who appeared on his show where the cheese test proved he was the father).

joyographic, 8 months ago

@JonBaker What's in that sauce again?

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@joyographic don’t ask

kierkegaank, 8 months ago

@JonBaker i thought he was the pizza pope

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@kierkegaank I never feel blessed eating that shit

Whiskey_bottle, 8 months ago

@JonBaker I would feel slightly more validated as I continue to not eat that poor excuse for pizza.

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@Whiskey_bottle I would just assume “eating better pizza” is it’s own reward

SocialRecluse, 8 months ago

@JonBaker I didn’t think anything could make his pizza less appetizing but you accomplished it.

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@SocialRecluse this is to go further beyond

kamikat, 8 months ago

@JonBaker

ew

Mrfunkedude, 8 months ago

@JonBaker That would track.

RacerX, 8 months ago

@JonBaker now I can never order a Papa John's pizza ever again.

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@RacerX that’s probably for the best for a multitude of reasons

cabinet_creature, 8 months ago

@JonBaker

thanks, I hate it

JonBaker, 8 months ago

@cabinet_creature me too

TPushic, 8 months ago

@JonBaker He’d have the more formal moniker Father Johnathan.