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SocialRecluse

@SocialRecluse@mastodon.world

Bipolar Bisexual, Aromantic Atheist
Massachusetts Migrant Fled Fascist Florida. Dogmother
She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈 #Woke AF Boomer. Get off my lawn you fascist kids!

I boost cute animal photos, especially cats but my heart is now owned by a dog 🐕 #Cats #Massachusetts #Masshole #InvisibleDisabilities #Fibromyalgia #CFS #ChronicPain #DogMother #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #lgbtq #bisexual

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SocialRecluse, to Dogs
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SocialRecluse, to HashtagGames
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🎶Let There Be Lox🎶

🎶Gonna Make A Egg Break🎶


the_etrain, to random
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We may have crossed Rubicon, where the bags under my eyes are permanent.

SocialRecluse,
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@the_etrain No one told me I could bring luggage.

SocialRecluse, to HashtagGames
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I bet that priest thinks he’s real funny, putting my brains in the jar with my colon.



SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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SocialRecluse,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I bet the chain-link lanyards are a bitch to wear.

Free_Press, to news
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US Congressman Jamaal Bowman (D) questioned by police after pulling a fire alarm before House vote to pass stopgap spending bill.

Bowman stated it was an accident.

SocialRecluse,
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@Free_Press oh puh-leeze, “accidentally”? Very disappointed in Rep. Bowman.

JonBaker, to random
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What if Papa John was the actual biological father of each of the pizzas he sells?

SocialRecluse,
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@JonBaker I didn’t think anything could make his pizza less appetizing but you accomplished it.

GrimmReality, to random
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One time I coined the term "buttsense" - meant to mean reasoning and conclusions that are products of dumb contorted logic - and submitted it to Urban Dictionary but no one used it and it never caught on BUT WE CAN CHANGE THAT AS FREE CHILDREN OF LIGHT ON A SOCIAL MEDIUM.

Used in context: "Well, everything you just said makes zero fucking sense but, in fairness, it makes complete buttsense."

So, y'know, just if it comes up, please drop it into your normal conversations with psychotic nitwits or what have you.

SocialRecluse,
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@GrimmReality I believe the definition would be “talking out of your ass”.

StillIRise1963, to random
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My dog knows we're going for a walk at the beach. My son is taking a shower, so she has to wait. She's sitting right across from me, just staring at my face. Seems almost like a mixture of anticipation and intimidation. 🤣

SocialRecluse,
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@StillIRise1963 “he’s your kid, can’t you just hose him down outside, like you do to me?”

SocialRecluse,
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@StillIRise1963 mine is best at the sad eyes, pacing back and forth and flinging himself to the floor with dramatic sighs while I prepare for our outings.

SocialRecluse, to Dogs
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I think my dog is a Gumby/Lab mix. Maybe I should have named him Gumby. Then when someone asks his name , I could say “He’s Gumby dammit!”

Don’t ask me who Gumby is, you young whippersnapper. Also don’t ask me what whippersnapper means.

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