skykiss,
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Dear Russian Pilots,

We know you are desperate to escape the shithole run by ru-mafia thugs.

$2 million for Mig-31 with a Kinzhal missile

Ukraine's Defence Intelligence Service has announced that the Russian Air Force pilot who will fly a Mig-31 with a Kinzhal missile on board will be awarded $2 million and documents from any NATO country of his choice for his family.

Think about it, you will stop being a murderous war criminal and you get to leave shithole Russia. A win-win.

#natsec #DoD #DoJnatsec #StateDepartment

ElBeeToots,
@ElBeeToots@mastodon.social avatar

@skykiss But firing said missile at Mr Putin's private residence first is an option as well.

jan_kirsch,

@skykiss

Russian pilots are not stupid! As soon as he does that, his family disappears into the gulag and he dies months later somewhere in the world.

santoperdido,

@skykiss

Love how the G20 stopped short of condemining Putin for his illegal and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. Speaks volumes about the state of global affairs and what really matters to our supposed world "leaders."

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