malwaretech,

The LinkedIn meta of creating fake Tweets from yourself, photoshopping in a verified badge, then quoting yourself by posting screenshots makes me want to kms.

I genuinely did not think it was possible to be more cringe than chronically online Twitter users until I learned about LinkeInfluencers.

malwaretech, (edited )

If you can't beat them, join them.

dsidler,

@malwaretech Totally agree. Oh, wait.

dcmcdon,

@malwaretech brains! who needs 'em.

philpem,
@philpem@digipres.club avatar

@malwaretech Eliza, is that you?

halfcocked,

@malwaretech I think you might be gregnant

SoonerMedic,

@malwaretech hahaha I might have to dig in to my password manager to login to LinkedIn just to like this post 🤣

meltedcheese,
@meltedcheese@c.im avatar

@malwaretech Republican talking point

Muddobbers,

@malwaretech

Love the blast from the days of Internet past

gh0sti,
@gh0sti@mastodon.social avatar

@malwaretech what the hell.

deeseearr,
dl2jml,
@dl2jml@mastodon.radio avatar
ludiofines,
@ludiofines@cyberplace.social avatar

@malwaretech gold jerry, gold

jbaggs,

@malwaretech Oh darn it. Now I have a reason to log into linkedin.

Hans5958,

@malwaretech you fell off /s

M0les,
@M0les@aus.social avatar

@malwaretech :verified: Gobbledygook Arglebargle!

atoponce,
@atoponce@fosstodon.org avatar

@malwaretech LinkedIn is the social media of people speaking loudly on their phones at airports.

davep,

@atoponce @malwaretech It's not even social media. It's just people embiggening their credentials.

I posted a couple of my most retooted jokes and there was tumbleweed...

seantpayne,

@malwaretech
Why is it that I see that quote and think "Hitler would've said that"?

grs,

@malwaretech that whole website is replete with symbiotic ass munchers, school yard pettiness and reams of lies. I hate that people need to have it to prove their real.

rickmans,

@malwaretech it is a special breed of people. being then also applauded by their own breed.

dlundh,
@dlundh@horrorhub.club avatar

@malwaretech Oh man the industrous people who work 48 hour work days, play soccer with their kids for 3 hours, then get home to churn their own butter, make their own sausage and brew their own beer while being relaxed because work ethics I guess.

jackemled,
@jackemled@furry.engineer avatar

@malwaretech People actually use LinkedIn for anything besides resumés?

OrbitalDev,

@malwaretech screenshots your post, Photoshops logo on it, and posts to LinkedIn

phurd,

@malwaretech circlejerking... idk

m108,

@malwaretech
Are "LinkeInfluencers" real people though or just a Chatbot/ChatGPT instance?

paninid,
@paninid@mastodon.world avatar
The_Tim,
@The_Tim@mastodon.social avatar

@malwaretech I don't really Reddit much anymore after they went mask-off full anti-user, but there's a dedicated subreddit just for this that was amusing at times: https://old.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/

240185,
@240185@piaille.fr avatar

@malwaretech I didn’t know bragging oneself on LinkedIn was actually pushing for the metric system!

(Yeah, I know what "kms" really means, but let’s say nonsensical humor is a form of expressing despair)

Lockdownyourlife,

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    FeralRobots,
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    @malwaretech that's some serious Youth Pastor energy in his avi.

    ApisNecros,

    @malwaretech LOL this is an impressive level head-up-own-ass-ness

    shadows_killer,

    @malwaretech to be fair I don't think I've ever been on LinkedIn for more than 2 minutes without wanting to kms

    deadbeefthemonster,

    @malwaretech Sometimes I just want to abandon it all and go back to small groups of people on the Internet and webrings.

    qwertyoruiop,
    @qwertyoruiop@nso.group avatar

    @malwaretech Linkedinfluencers are the worst of all social network evils imho

    noam,
    @noam@beige.party avatar

    @malwaretech This is especially funny now that the verified badge is available to anyone for $8 / mo

    malwaretech,

    @noam the funniest part is he doesn't even have a Twitter account at all

    JesseSkinner,
    @JesseSkinner@toot.cafe avatar

    @malwaretech @noam and the weird bolded font and poor grammar, and the selfcongratulatory context.. ugh!

    noam,
    @noam@beige.party avatar

    @malwaretech I mean these days not using Twitter is based, so point for him I guess

    thomasjwebb,
    @thomasjwebb@mastodon.social avatar

    @noam @malwaretech I'm gonna one-up these people and make fake classic MySpace posts of myself.

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