Muddobbers

@Muddobbers@infosec.exchange

Of the generation that grew up with ZDTV/TechTV "The Screen Savers" and "Call for Help." Expanding my social media presence and GitHub with projects.

I am a massive nerd trying find my true niche. I love to do reverse engineering, DFIR, malware analysis, and blue team opportunities. Learning #RustLang and loving it! Using it to write :rust:-based forensics tools.
I used to work in Law Enforcement as a Blue Team DFIR specialist. I try to be funny, so please assume my tone is one of jest!

:donor: Over 13 years in #InfoSec #ReverseEngineering #Mentor (maybe, depends) I've done it all! My posts are my own and neither represent nor speak for any other person or agency.

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Muddobbers, to random

Fine then. Keep your secrets.

GottaLaff, to Florida
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

“ is expected to be in attendance Monday in when Judge Aileen presides over a hearing in his classified case in which attorneys will address issues surrounding the classified materials in question.

The hearings will be under seal & held in a SCIF -- a specially-equipped secure room for viewing highly classified materials -- located in Fort Pierce, Florida”

https://trib.al/8RZlVrt

Muddobbers,

@GottaLaff

I'm sure other people may have touched on this, but this feels like judge intimidation for him to voluntarily be there. He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a SCIF and any classified info, but he could be there with the intent of "I put you there, you make this end well for me; you owe me"

jerry, to random

Perhaps there is a market for electric toothbrush shaped flipper zeros in Canada

Muddobbers,

@jerry

I have become death. Destroyer of worlds. What have I wrought on this world!

Muddobbers, to random

Does not having a profile picture on LinkedIn affect any opportunities to come your way? I don't have one at the moment and not getting much of a response from the profile. Also not using Premium..

hacks4pancakes, to random

Today in Nextdoor drama - somebody just now noticed that they sell packaged sex toys at Target and is being totally not chill, and I’m 🍿

Muddobbers,

@hacks4pancakes

.. They do!? Time to add to that shopping list real quick..

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

FediFriends, I need your help 👇

I’ve built this little webpage
a few months ago to present together some of the work I did and help me find a job: https://emontheinternet.me

But, I am still uncertain about which drawing profile would be best for this, if any 🤔

I have not built this webpage for myself so I need external opinions. Your opinions (boosts welcome for reach) :boost_ok:​

Which one of these
profile pictures do you think would work best on my webpage to find work? Or perhaps it would be best not to put any? What do you think?

Keep in mind that ✱
I am not targeting large corporations with that. I am aware my website doesn’t fit the “LinkedIn” style. But which picture do you think my favorite public-interest and/or privacy organizations would like the best? 💚​👇❔

(read alt-text to see each picture' number)

EDIT: I added a poll below for people who prefer to vote without commenting. I could not include both a poll and pictures in the same post 📥👇

Muddobbers,

@Em0nM4stodon

Picture 2 looks the most "clean" for a professional display to me

0xabad1dea, to random

A few times I have told the anecdote that the singly most baffling thing I ever saw in a code review — not the most insecure, just the most “how could a real programmer have written this? how could this ever make sense?” thing — was simply a C++ variable “number_of_trucks” … declared as float. Unambiguously referring to real physical trucks in a fleet.

Reader, it’s been over ten years and I am blowing the gods damn whistle. I had edited that story to protect the guilty: the variable was named number_of_planes. It was shipped by a company whose name begins with “B” and rhymes with “GOING out of business.”

Muddobbers,

@0xabad1dea

I'm sure this joke has been touched on in the massive number of replies you've gotten so far but:

I can see it as a float, in that number of planes that are currently in service can be non-whole because when the door flies off of one, it's now 0.9 of a plane, so you have, say, 13.9 planes on the tarmac now!

GottaLaff, to legal
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

May he go broke trying...

Via MeidasTouch:

Donald fired off a late night post in which he said he is "interviewing various law firms" to represent him in his appeal of the verdict, leaving many to wonder if Alina 's time on the case is over.

Muddobbers,

@GottaLaff

I figure that of course he's done with her, she lost the case for him so she's proven she's not useful to him.

Thank you for your reporting as well, it's excellent coverage

neurovagrant, to random
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org avatar

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    Muddobbers,

    @neurovagrant

    They use an AI to scan your resume and hold onto it for 3 years, it looks like

    Muddobbers,

    @neurovagrant

    Heck, I'm considering applying and it doesn't deter me

    Muddobbers,

    @neurovagrant

    Thank you! I'm rusty on some of the skills they want, which may be a detrimental factor, but always worth a shot

    briankrebs, to random

    5 Signs Your Kid Might Be a Criminal SIM-Swapper

    -Instead of finding weed seeds in their desk drawer, you discover a bag of T-Mobile SIM cards.

    -They are suddenly wearing a watch that costs more than you make in a year.

    -All of their online avatars are anime characters, and all their love interests are e-girls.

    -They are constantly checking the price of bitcoin.

    -A surge in odd deliveries to your home, like pizza or swat teams you didn't order.

    Muddobbers,

    @briankrebs

    I hate it when the swat teams don't have the extra pepperoni on them, always gotta send it back

    patrickcmiller, to random

    Wait, wasn’t layoff season meant to be over? | TechCrunch https://techcrunch.com/2024/01/26/wait-wasnt-layoff-season-meant-to-be-over/

    Muddobbers,

    @patrickcmiller

    Not when there's money you can just make appear out of thin air by letting a few thousand people go

    georgetakei, to random

    Live the dream doesn’t always mean work the dream.

    Muddobbers,

    @georgetakei

    I don't dream of working, at all.

    fennix, to random

    Listened to a good chunk of the CSRB hearing today starring @Tarah - Ep.1 off to a strong start with sudden axe grinding 2/3 of the way through.

    I hope they see the value in having something like the CSRB in existence, and I hope they don't shove it behind a curtain so that the information and reports it develops are open to everyone.

    Muddobbers,

    @jerry @fennix @Tarah

    I had to stop when H. came on, holy crap that was unnecessarily confrontational trying to get a certain response

    jerry, to random

    I do believe we are on track to set a new record for reports in one day (perhaps outside the spam attacks on mastodon.social). Lots of strong opinions and difficult situations in the world right now. Be kind to each other. We don’t move forward by being a-holes.

    Muddobbers,

    @jerry @Viss

    "Daaaad, they're being mean to me and giving me dirty looks!"

    neurovagrant, to random
    @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org avatar

    Wait is this a Nine Inch Nails infosec-based cover band?

    Muddobbers,

    @neurovagrant

    With hit songs such as "Firewall Like a Hole", "The Hand That Configures", "Security Like You Imagined", "Came Back with POAMS"

    GossiTheDog, to random
    @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

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    Muddobbers,

    @GossiTheDog

    Fidelity and other investors have to be so, so damn pissed at this point that this guy lost them 70% of their value in the span of, what, 1.5 years?

    hal_pomeranz, to linux

    My first public training of 2024 will be Linux Forensics at Black Hat Asia, Apr 16-19 https://www.blackhat.com/asia-24/training/schedule/#linux-forensics-virtual-35826

    This is a fully virtual class and I won't actually be in Singapore. I'll be flipping my day/night cycle and teaching from East Coast USA. This could get interesting in many different ways.

    Muddobbers,

    @hal_pomeranz

    Gonna be rough, but you got this!

    janellecshane, to random
    @janellecshane@wandering.shop avatar

    learn the mammals with the help of dall-e3!

    https://www.aiweirdness.com/learn-the-mammals-with-dall-e3/

    Muddobbers,

    @janellecshane

    The W😳​olg would legit be kind of terrifying to encounter, can't outrun that thing very easily

    0xabad1dea, to random

    you can use computers every day for thirty years and still be utterly blown away by new error messages you cannot even begin to comprehend

    Muddobbers,

    @0xabad1dea

    It's like the last 6 years of tech development in IT and things, I feel like I missed a boat somewhere and now the tech world is using software and lingo that my brain has no knowledge of. Whatever happened to the good old ways!?

    jerry, to random

    I continue to be squeezed by both sides of the threads situation. I am operating on the premise that people who think I’m a terrible person and this is a terrible instance for allowing any interaction with threads have left and/or blocked, those remaining seem to want to either have nothing to do with threads at all and are mainly concerned with their data, and those who want to seamlessly interact with threads. I have threads limited/silenced on Infosec.exchange, but that isn’t seamless, and it’s also not fully blocking. So, here’s my proposal:
    I remove the limit from threads, and run a job to domain block threads for each account. Any account who chooses can undo the block (or ask me to do it) and then they can seamlessly interact with threads, and those who want nothing to do with them get their way.

    Thoughts?

    Muddobbers,

    @jerry

    An immediate thought that I would have (not sure how to implement it into the code here if it even is possible) is to offer a notification with a statement of "If you want to block threads, click this button, otherwise close this notification"

    jerry, to random

    I am on a quest to get below 100 meetings per week starting in the new year. Wish me luck.

    Muddobbers,

    @jerry

    That is a personal nightmare scenario to be in any more than, like, 3 per week, which is like 3 more than necessary

    lauren, to twitter
    @lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org avatar

    Obvious questions: Will Musk permit Alex Jones' posts to be monetized? No doubt major advertisers will be lining up to appear next to his posts. Uh huh. In any case, will Musk assure that any monies paid related to Jones by /X go directly to the Sandy Hook families to whom Jones owes a fortune from court rulings?

    Muddobbers,

    @mattblaze @lauren

    They seem to want to be there, if history shows. they'll just "pause advertising" until the collective memory fades away, then it's right back to that money.

    Lockdownyourlife, to tech

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    Muddobbers,

    @Lockdownyourlife

    That NoFornHub is amazing, I love that

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