bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

I'm holding out for the Pumpkin Spice ones.

shayz0rz,
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

@bkm @PacificNic I'm calling the police. And I don't even like the police!

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@shayz0rz @PacificNic

Don't! They'll accidentally target the wrong house and arrest the Hummel hot dogs!

shayz0rz,
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

@bkm @PacificNic Ok. I'll let it slide this once. But if I see this suggestion again…

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@shayz0rz @PacificNic what about black licorice hot dogs?

shayz0rz,
@shayz0rz@mastodon.online avatar

@bkm @PacificNic Police!!!!!!

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@shayz0rz @PacificNic

What you don't realize is they eat this stuff to toughen up.

kierkegaank,
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@bkm @shayz0rz @PacificNic minced anise flavored anuses

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@bkm So I'm gonna go...

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@Gustodon 🤣🤣

jpm,
@jpm@aus.social avatar

@bkm once again I’m calling for all USA-Americans to be banned from anything to do with food

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@jpm c'mon...Turkducken is a hit!

MaryAustinBooks,
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social avatar

@jpm @bkm
Even though it's a photoshop, you're not wrong.

JJKrawczyk,
@JJKrawczyk@mastodon.social avatar

@jpm @bkm
We do OK with beer though so leave that alone. Talking about the craft stuff, not the corporate swill.

tswicegood,
@tswicegood@mosteverywhere.com avatar

@bkm @ramsey What am I looking at?!

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@tswicegood @bkm The worst thing imaginable.

tswicegood,
@tswicegood@mosteverywhere.com avatar

@ramsey @bkm So you’re on the anti-candy corn bandwagon? Or just anti-candy corn-in-tubes-of-meat bandwagon?

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@tswicegood @bkm Both.

But I’m full-on the pumpkin spice bandwagon. Inject into my veins!

(Snopes says the Halloweiners are fake, and I am disappoint.)

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@ramsey @tswicegood

It was an experiment to see how many read the alt-text

🤓

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@bkm @tswicegood I usually do read alt text, but I failed your test.

I do still maintain that pumpkin spice hot dogs might actually be okay.

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@ramsey @tswicegood

Ahright.. maybe pumpkin spice chicken sausage. I think it would pair better.

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@bkm @tswicegood The sausage angle is how I can see it working. Sausages are already spiced, and they’re savory. Pumpkin spice is more on the savory side, so I think it could work, if you don’t go overboard with it.

bkm,
@bkm@mastodon.world avatar

@tswicegood @ramsey

Final project of culinary engineering grads?

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@bkm @tswicegood A++++ material right there. Summa cum hot dog.

shadyspotlight,

@ramsey @bkm @tswicegood I think you mean con-summa hot dog. 😋

ramsey,
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar

@bkm @vmstan Pumpkin spice hot dogs are probably edible. I don’t know about candy corn flavored ones, though. 🤢

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