I’m seeing a lot of people share conspiracies about how the government is going to activate some vaccine virus using 5G technology today. If you are posting this nonsense, please stop and seek help. You are deep in some weird, dark place, and you don’t even know it. (Also, it’s not the U.S. government, it’s the Romulans, and it’s not 5G, it’s transporter technology. Please get your conspiracies straight.)
@georgetakei 5G what? Stupid is what Stupid does. We are vaccinated and want good cellphone service with high-quality data. Sometimes, it's hard to understand why things work, but the scientific explanation is all we have.
@georgetakei I placed my phone closer to my head, in the vain hope that it would increase the potency of my zombification. Alas, it appears to have had completely the opposite effect.
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