georgetakei,

I’m seeing a lot of people share conspiracies about how the government is going to activate some vaccine virus using 5G technology today. If you are posting this nonsense, please stop and seek help. You are deep in some weird, dark place, and you don’t even know it. (Also, it’s not the U.S. government, it’s the Romulans, and it’s not 5G, it’s transporter technology. Please get your conspiracies straight.)

podfeet,
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@georgetakei You are a national treasure.

lp0_on_fire,

What? Not the Borg?

kuridala,

@georgetakei I knew it was the Romulans!

DryBird227,

@georgetakei It's like they're only just testing out their narcissistic ability to manipulate others. Since none of their predictions ever come true anyway.

LSeefeldt,
Mikal,
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@georgetakei

I got vaccinated last week. When does the transporter technology become active? Beam me up! Beam me up!

Fasgadh,
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@georgetakei
The Romulans will attack from beneath the disk where we cannot see them. Their boring machines could pop up anywhere (other than Australia which as we all know is imaginary)

caspercdn,
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@georgetakei
Not The Borg?

thejohnr,

@georgetakei
Lay off the Romulan Ale, sir.

codfather,
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SoftwareTheron,

@georgetakei
Let me guess, by "today" they mean their own time zone.

solartube,

@georgetakei Would Romulan Ale help here?

tstrike78,
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@georgetakei

Wolf 359 was an inside job. nods knowlingly

liltop,

@georgetakei

same to those who believe in evolution. lol

CatDragon,
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@georgetakei no, I heard it was a rogue Ferengi trader using tachyon beams to activate cell level micro bots in order to create submissive positronic brains and bigger boobs in human females.

skydog, (edited )
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@georgetakei

Well, Jim Beam me down, Scotchy!

I thought we were summoning hot alien chicks, with their mating tone!

Vaniaji,
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windhorse,
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@georgetakei are you implying that there is time travel technology embedded into the vaccines, and once activated, they will all send us back in time to the dinosaurs and we all get eaten? It sounds like that's what you are saying. I'm going to run with this one.

BobMazatlan,

@georgetakei 😂🤣👍🏻

dag,

@georgetakei you could have at least used spoiler tags for the last part. Some ppl. didn’t watch Picard season 3 yet.

caspercdn,
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bill0004,

@georgetakei Oh okay, sure. Next you're going to try to convince me there's a Bird of Prey that can fire while cloaked.

InorganicFella,
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@georgetakei Uncle George delivering the harsh truth with a serving of levity!

dougiec3,
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@georgetakei
That's the beauty of a conspiracy Theory: It doesn't have to be straight and even works better when used circuitously.

gunchleoc,
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@georgetakei Don't worry, I already died a few Septembers ago.

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