sysop408, (edited )
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

Been on BlueSky a few months and only have 16 posts. Someone’s already called me a dipshit.

Been on Mastodon well over a year and have yet to be called a dipshit.

I have however been called an ableist asshole for commenting on someone’s ADHD rant declaring his hostility for neurotypical people ruining his life, despite that I also have ADHD and grew up being told my only problem was my poor personal habits when I tried to get help.🤦‍♂️

The ablest asshole comment was a lot more insulting given the context, but I think I prefer that as at least I know why someone’s so pissed… and it’s kinda funny.

The other just feels like random violence.

CraigNimlet,

@sysop408 If it helps, you were being a dipshit for boosting the crass comment about British food.

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@CraigNimlet thanks, but don’t be a a dipshit like me. That was a joke.

CraigNimlet,

@sysop408 The last time I looked "jokes" are supposed to contain humour. Whilst I conceive that people who grew up during the 2nd WW had no concept of good food, we however draw from foods and styles across the globe to produce meals of the highest order

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

Hey @selzero, bruh you got me in big trouble here with @CraigNimlet.

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

I blame @selzero because I’m a dipshit and take no responsibility for my actions.

@CraigNimlet

CraigNimlet,

@sysop408 @selzero Back in the 90's I had a German girlfriend that believed stuff that her dad told her about the English. She honestly believed we only had one cheese, Cheddar, until I took her to a supermarket and she saw the range that was available and her jaw dropped. Again back in WW2 you were only allowed to make Cheddar as it was quick to make.

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@CraigNimlet I hope you set her straight by introducing her to the other cheese you had.

CraigNimlet,

@sysop408 Pissing myself laughing as you desperately google Thai inspired fish dish to get a sexual connotation

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@CraigNimlet that must be local kink because the only porn I'm getting is food porn if I Google that.

selzero,
@selzero@syzito.xyz avatar

@sysop408 @CraigNimlet

Don't blame me man, I'm not the one that removed dude's prefrontal cortex!

CraigNimlet,

@selzero @sysop408 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

selzero,
@selzero@syzito.xyz avatar

@CraigNimlet @sysop408

Are you posting in Mastodon via Vi and trying to quit right now?

CraigNimlet,

@selzero @sysop408 What the t is VI

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@CraigNimlet Vi is a kind of cheese. I don’t think you have that kind over there.

@selzero

potungthul,
@potungthul@toot.io avatar

@CraigNimlet
@selzero @sysop408

Ok, fine, I'll ruin the joke by explaining it.

Vi is a text editor with no menu/mouse, so everything is done by keystrokes. Keypresses are commands, so typing "hi" triggers the 'h' command (Move Left) and the 'i' command (Insert Text).
People who don't know Vi end up typing strange things when trying to issue commands, e.g. to quit Vi to go back to a program with which they are more familiar.

Your bio said "IT guy" so you'd be expected to know this.

#Vi
#Vim

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@potungthul on the contrary, you may have just added to the joke because the third law of VI-dynamics is that any attempt to explain what Vi is only increases the obscurity of the tool.

@CraigNimlet @selzero

kierkegaank,
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@CraigNimlet @sysop408 You’re right. There’s nothing funny about British food.

Food cultures of immigrants though 👌

sgt1372,
@sgt1372@sfba.social avatar

@sysop408 LOL! 😆

sysop408,
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

@sgt1372 the insults on Mastodon are there! They’re just done in complete sentences. 😆

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