lowqualityfacts,
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I have two uncles named Rasputin.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Qbitzerre,
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@lowqualityfacts my uncle named Rasputin is 142 years old. That's why the name is so common.

phi1997,

@lowqualityfacts
This is false. One Rasputin in particular is an outlier. If you are mistakenly reported as dying in Russia, when you turn out alive they have to give you a new birth certificate.

ericg,

@lowqualityfacts Rasputin is also the #1 selling ice cream flavor at Bogdan & Grigor's in Moscow.

treaclewasps,

@lowqualityfacts Do you think that would have a negative impact on their life?

oz,
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@lowqualityfacts Rasputin was a very common boy.

staringatclouds,
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@lowqualityfacts One has the nickname RahRah so you can tell them apart

cetan,
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@lowqualityfacts originally the director wanted the character to be called Rasputin but the studio thought it would be too confusing for the audience given the number of Rasputin's in the seats so they went with Beetlejuice instead.

seanfhall,
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@lowqualityfacts Parents say they don't like him, but they're always hoping to endow their kids with that crusty sex magic.

balkandave,

@lowqualityfacts our cat is called Rasputin, although it gets shortened to Razzy!

bronakins,
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@lowqualityfacts

Nope, Ignatz passed Rasputin in 2020. Please try to keep up!

jabsonik,
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@lowqualityfacts Also, in his youth in Leningrad underground music scene, Vladimir Putin was known as the free jazz bohemian nicknamed "Sun Ra's Putin", or "Sun Rasputin".

AutoVisionNews,

@lowqualityfacts if I were a pro wrestler, I would go by the name Rasputin and come out to Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple.

sigrithur,

@lowqualityfacts it's so common because I named all 12546 of my children Rasputin

diverge,

@lowqualityfacts The handwriting on this one is particularly terrible. You’re welcome.

EDVARDS,

@lowqualityfacts
If I was a the most common boy, they would have named me Rasputin too.

Instead I was named...
Justin Casey Pees

mausmalone,
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@lowqualityfacts the weird part is they're on the same side of the family tree. Dad's two brothers both named Rasputin.

hardworkingamerican,

@lowqualityfacts Kate Hudson is the daughter of Garth Hudson of The Band.

tychosoft,

@lowqualityfacts Plasputin is plesident of Plussia...

argentcorvid,

@lowqualityfacts my uncles name is also Rasputin

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