The Trump indictment is very funny, and the boxes in the bathroom are very funny, and the obscenely tacky decor is very funny, so you might think this cannot get any funnier.
I assure you it can. It can get much much funnier.
Trump could try to flee the country. Just think of the comedy that would bring. Please Jesus I have never prayed, but I ask only for this thing
@emilygorcenski and thanks to our amazing constitution, he could flee the country while running for president, and it might even help his numbers.
At, least, I think he could?
@Lizard_King the constitution does not forbid a presidential candidate from traveling overseas, and incumbent presidents often travel overseas while campaigning. However people pending charges who may pose a flight risk may be asked to surrender their passports. The challenge is the state generally does not know how many passports someone has.
@emilygorcenski The funniest part is when Trump refers to the stolen documents as "his papers" and then Employee #2 referrs to then as his "beautiful mind boxes". I was rolling.
@emilygorcenski I was talking with my #NestMate about this last night. We both agreed it would be hilarious if he tried to flee to Russia. BUT...It will be hard for him to do so with his secret service detachment. Ordinarily, yeah, a slightly rich guy could charter a private plane, but not with a bunch of Federal Agents watching your every move.
@emilygorcenski They stopped him from going to the capitol building on #Jan6! Absolutely, in this narrow instance of upholding the Constitution of the US. Are they Bastards? Yes, because #ACAB.
Trump could try to flush his phone down the toilet, damage the pipes, and cause flooding in Mar-a-Lago, damaging his cheap decor. That would be very funny
@emilygorcenski the toilet holding tank masceration pump explodes while shredding his phone which causes a massive blue water leak and grounds the 757 before it can take off. Us Marshals board the aircraft and hogtie the defendant and ignominiously drag and bounce him down the boarding stairs
The comedy potential is almost unbounded. Still not sure it will be able to top four seasons total landscaping. That was the moment America became America.
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