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delProfundo

@delProfundo@aus.social

Cloud platform architect, engineer and evangelist. Serverless, events and k8s. Researcher with interests in post web social contracts and the intersection of leadership and technology. Oh and who likes disco?

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liampomfret, to random
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Either retailers are way more desperate than I thought, or this company has made a hell of a typo in sending out this email!
(The amount also appears in the email subject, so that's 3 separate places with this figure.)

delProfundo,
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@liampomfret Myer? Yeah I got one of these and a retraction. Should be 1000 useless points.

delProfundo,
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@liampomfret you glorious bastard. I kicked myself for not beating the retraction. Fingers crossed for you, you should win!

evacide, to random
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"...a would-be hacker would need to gain physical access to your device, unlock it and sign in before they could access saved screenshots."

I've got some news for Microsoft about how domestic abuse works.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpwwqp6nx14o

delProfundo,
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@evacide I’m surprised the ceo has any clothes on in that picture. He certainly has lost his damn mind.

delProfundo,
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@Teppichbrand @rosschie just like radium. A technology those who don’t understand technology thinks is ready but isn’t. So yes let’s just let these people use us as Guinea pigs. People will die. Do you find people dying to let Elon get a few more bucks an ok thing? Personally as someone who has built technology my whole life I’d like it fully baked before it’s put around peoples children.

delProfundo,
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@Teppichbrand @rosschie sorry but I just noticed ur a zero follower following zero people account and this is your first post. This feels suspicious

delProfundo,
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@Zagorath lolz yep seems to be the case. The header is 0 0 1 but I do see things on the replies page. Ok that’s a slight improvement.

delProfundo,
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@Zagorath it’s also calling you a naked which I can see you aren’t as you’ve got posts.

Heyo neighbour I gave you a follow :)

delProfundo, to auspol
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Eat shit Bruce, eat shit mr Stokes.

delProfundo, to auspol
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🤦🏻‍♀️ cyber isn’t an entry level skill my god.

luciedigitalni, to auspol
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delProfundo,
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@luciedigitalni that stokes runs a tight ship…

timrichards, to tv
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IMO, streaming services should be banned from ending a series with a cliffhanger. We finally got around to watching Severance, two years after it first aired, and it ends with a bloody cliffhanger!

Very annoying, after you put in all that time – you feel like you've been cheated. There's still months to the second season release, and who's to say that won't also end with a cliffhanger? And there's always a danger of a cliffhanger show getting cancelled without a conclusion.

Rather than making me keen to continue, it's more likely to make me drop the series (which I did with Umbrella Academy and The Great after their first seasons ended with cliffhangers). Stop treating my time as unimportant, TV creators.

delProfundo,
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@timrichards ungh yep. And this case was the first I came across where there was a bunch of AI generated nonsense content that claimed s3 was booked and coming soon when in fact it was cancelled after the first. Thought we’d gone mad for months.

GrimmReality, to random
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Starting a new thread that I like to call American Neo-Nazis Are Stupider Than You Can Even Imagine.

delProfundo,
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@GrimmReality Jesus that’s the libs of tictoc lady right? I thought she was dumb after watching Lorenz interview her my god.

dangillmor, to random
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My main use of the deadbird site at this point is to chide journalists for remaining there as supporters of an extremists who hates journalism.

While I'm there, I unfollow a bunch of accounts. In most cases they are people I respect in other ways, but I don't want them to think I support what they are doing.

delProfundo,
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@dangillmor from your view of it is hateful content ever present or is it targeted?

golgaloth, to animals
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Do your pets have their own rituals?

delProfundo,
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@golgaloth mine interrupts standup’s and often hasn’t prepared her slides for showcase…oh wait these are very specific nerd rituals

delProfundo, to animals
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I would like to have joined your meeting. However I forgot. I was looking at this cat.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Unfollow me if you...

  1. Don't appreciate fart jokes.
  2. Take yourself too seriously.
  3. Don't realize that not appreciating fart jokes makes you less then human.
  4. Don't accept apologies for calling people who don't like fart jokes "less then human".
  5. Take me too seriously.
  6. Never felt the fear of having to stand in line at a store and felt a fart you couldn't trust.

Thank you.

delProfundo,
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@Mrfunkedude I was gonna unfollow then I read the list.

kcarruthers, (edited ) to random
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Folks should really pay attention to this Trump project 2025 stuff. They are literally planning to get rid of government & experts & replace them with Trump loyalists.

They’re planning to sack 50k public servants as soon as they win.

It will break the US as we have known it.

This is literally the same thing that Hitler did.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025

delProfundo,
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@kcarruthers the video of Bannon describing the process should be on every news report in the us every hour. It’s terrifing, there’s no doubt what happens if he wins. We’re all vassal states of the kingdom of Donny.

luciedigitalni, to auspol
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delProfundo,
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@luciedigitalni JANET🤣 my god this is quite literally the definition of manufacturing consent.

melissabeartrix, to random
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One day closer to World War III

Hugz & xXx

delProfundo,
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@melissabeartrix I love when the real militants in the room point at others as militants. Chill America, we all know you’re the most psycho nation in the history of sentience.

delProfundo,
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@melissabeartrix I know when someone finally puts the bolt thru my spinal column it’ll be in the name of Jesus.

delProfundo,
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@melissabeartrix I dunno. We might both be in the very first wave. I’m a bit of a mouthy c irl to our overlords. 🤣

perkinsy, to WFH
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Atlassian have been studying the experience of their employees and that of other companies as they work remotely. They feel they still have things to learn but they have released their study.

In brief, they have found so far:

~ 92% of Atlassians say our distributed work policy allows them to do their best work.
~ Representation of women has doubled in certain geographies
~ 91% say it’s an important reason why they stay at Atlassian

https://www.atlassian.com/blog/distributed-work/distributed-work-report

delProfundo,
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@luciedigitalni @abesamma @perkinsy particularly in this hiring climate. My main client finally recently agreed to out of state remote workers. They’re all super chuffed and working well.

I’m certainly not going into my clients sardine can for more than critical meetings. Ever.

delProfundo, to github
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Been a fan of for a v long time. They’ve gone way too hard on this ai mess. Using an enterprise clients support feature it now seems apparent that when you ask for support from a human and not ai, they just ask the q of ai.

No nuance, very poor quality results (this is software there are many way but not all SHOULD be used, autopilot couldn’t work out this distinction and suggests clickops approaches. 🙄

It’s time to launch the new luddites isn’t it?

melissabeartrix, to random
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It's that time of day again ... Gota grind some weed ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

delProfundo,
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@melissabeartrix I think I’ll take a…er nug out of your book.

_L1vY_, to random
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My kid is playing a game online with school friends while on a Discord voice chat and singing a possibly improvised song that includes the following terms:

  • Rizzler
  • Fanum tax
  • skibidi
  • sigma

(I'm proud of myself for merely keeping up with hearing it 😂)

delProfundo,
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@TexasObserver @_L1vY_ lol I think reading that made my brain stroke out.

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