gruber,
@gruber@mastodon.social avatar

The time some guy named Josh Gruber tried to badger me into selling him my Instagram account handle for $50.

pmcg,
@pmcg@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber If he knew you better he would know you only accept payment in truckloads of barbecue charcoal.

leebennett,
@leebennett@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber Dude in England with my same name wanted my IG handle since it had been aeons since I posted to it. Only difference is I think he would have actually made a good offer. But I decided I wanted to keep it (I’m {@}leebennett virtually everywhere else) and it motivated me to start posting to it again more often! LOL

idcrook,

@gruber among multiple others, I’ve received an offer of $40k at one point for my three letter handle, but that one evaporated.

I say take the offer (after proof of deez nuts, of course)

Chancerubbage,
@Chancerubbage@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber I had a screename in the 90s, probably at least 7 years at that point.

Some Florida kid who had used the same screen for a couple of years on his middle school LAN wanted my screename on an online service, and gave me holy hell about it.

I kept saying, sorry, no, it’s a primary email now, with financial obligations attached, which I’ve had and used for 3 or 4 times as long, internationally.

2du,

@gruber bro instagram? Sell it and never touch that cursed place again

sbeazy,

@gruber 😂😂🤣😂😂

EshuMarneedi,
@EshuMarneedi@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber “Stop being a loser,” John.

miketaffet,
@miketaffet@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber your loss. Easiest $50 you’d ever make

covercash,
@covercash@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber “You should see the last guy who tried to get this handle…”

jaytorres, (edited )
@jaytorres@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber I was able to sell mine for $400. Pre-Threads tho. Wish I hadn’t.

mknepprath,
@mknepprath@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber how much would you actually let it go for?

urda,
@urda@urda.social avatar

@gruber “is that tryna be funny?”

dsilverman,
@dsilverman@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber Any more to that exchange? Or did it just end there?

_steve,
@_steve@mastodon.social avatar

@gruber That guy with the X handle thought he was getting a good pay day. Little did he know.

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