Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

Should I change my profile pic to this cute illustration of an anthropomorphic hotdog?

hybridhavoc,
@hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social avatar
Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@hybridhavoc 😂🌭 I’m honored!

negative12dollarbill,
@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social avatar

@Alice
I feel you're burying the lede. It's a hot dog with an ejaculating hot dog penis?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@negative12dollarbill As the alt-text says.

ShiitakeToast,
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@Alice as an anthropomorphic mushroom, welcome to the club. It’s like furries, but still not a cult.

michael,
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@Alice This is cooked

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@michael HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@michael I love seeing these two little friends hanging out.

michael,
@michael@beige.party avatar

@Alice taco forgiveness nacho permission

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

The gods have spoken.

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@Alice I want to redo that pic as a fractal

chad,
@chad@beige.party avatar

@Alice happy profile refresh day

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@chad I had to update my profile pic so it would match my LinkedIn profile.

chad,
@chad@beige.party avatar

@Alice branding

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@chad Exactly! People don’t understand the professional and social importance of maintaining a cohesive brand identity.

chad,
@chad@beige.party avatar

@Alice when someone thinks Alice McFlurry, they instantly think “cool boner hot dog splurting mustard on its chest” and there’s power in that

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@Alice I love how you confirm that there are 14 gods

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@autolycos They were the 14 gods that mattered the most because instant gratification is important to me.

michaelgemar,
@michaelgemar@mstdn.ca avatar

@Alice How am I suppose to identify you in my timeline if you go changing your avatar?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@michaelgemar Just look for all of the references to boners.

michaelgemar,
@michaelgemar@mstdn.ca avatar

@Alice Ok, now the hot dog makes sense.

Alice,
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Jesticulated,
@Jesticulated@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice is this canonical that anthropomorphic Hot Dogs piss mustard?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@Jesticulated That's not piss.

Jesticulated,
@Jesticulated@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice mustard cum

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@Jesticulated Probably where the word custard came from.

harish,
@harish@hachyderm.io avatar

@Alice @Jesticulated The perfect climax to this thread

autolycos,
@autolycos@med-mastodon.com avatar

@Alice only if hubs changes his to a gynecomorphic one?

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@autolycos I tried to make a taco, but it didn't convey nearly as well.

michael,
@michael@beige.party avatar

@Alice @autolycos Looks delicious! 🤤

jimbush,
@jimbush@beige.party avatar

@Alice Why haven't you changed it already?

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