GrimmReality,
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Look at you with your Kitchen Scissors that are different from your Normal Scissors like some kind of Byzantine emperor.

caity,
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@GrimmReality @MarkAsser “Not the Good Scissors!” Came the yell from every mother who sews, and thus it was passed down unto everybody who sews….

Sorl,
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@GrimmReality If I can't take them apart and put them through the dishwasher I'm not using them to cut bacon into smaller pieces

TheJen,
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@GrimmReality Ah but see, I buy giant packs of regular scissors but then DECLARE them to be kitchen scissors, and everyone should just automatically know this.

NeadReport,
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@GrimmReality Our Emperor would like to inform you they are pronounced 'Skizzors'.

dannotdaniel,
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@GrimmReality this is shear madness

NeadReport,
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@dannotdaniel @GrimmReality
Golden Pun Award for 4/18/24

TheDarcBird,
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dannotdaniel,
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@TheDarcBird @NeadReport @GrimmReality this..

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