Everyone seems to be obsessed with passive income but I’m set on passive-aggressive income, so you should probably pay me back if you care even the slightest amount about our friendship and how much I thought it meant to you.
@Alice "I see you have enough money to buy tacos, but, well, me... I see you value tacos more than friendship. That's all I'm saying. I mean, I'm eating leftovers from home, because I care, but, you, well, whatever. Let's not talk, we can eat in silence. Your tacos are very crunchy. Do you mind eating more quietly, please."
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