If I was on the news covering the election results, I would simply stand up and shout "STOP! You've said all of the words. It's DONE!"
I just think at some point you have to recognise all of the words have been said and anything further would be devoid of meaning. From that point on, anyone that says 'deliver/ed/ing' should have to go to prison.
Had to look this up and are you aware the top hit is 'Trial Without Catheter'? Where you have a tube stuck in your bladder to determine whether you are able to pass urine spontaneously.
Which I thought was a weird thing to do with a Tesla - but then I assumed it was a baroque way of saying you meant stealing it's fuel. But then I remembered they are electric. Then I thought you probably meant something else and looked at the second hit which made more sense.
Anyway - I do reckon you should test the waters a bit to see what you might be able to get away with. Start small - breaking things, minor embezzling, fraud etc. Then build to murder and global (Bedfordshire) domination.
I had to go to Shefford once and got lost on the way back, blindly followed the satnav and ended up driving straight through Central London and Hyde Park during Winter Wonderland season (Christmas, I think some people call it). Very traumatic. I've still not forgiven the county of Bedfordshire for making me do that.
@TheBreadmonkey Sorry, slipped into criminal justice jargon from the old probation officer days. Hard to believe but Tom, pillar of the community, used to be a bit of a TWOCcer in his youth, driving around other people’s cars at the age of 15 or 16 when he could “borrow” the keys. His mum would’ve been so shocked to know
@TheBreadmonkey@thebaywindowgirl you need to hang out in the local magistrates’ court more. I found it very educational. My favourite part was when stern prosecutors had to read aloud NAUGHTY WORDS said by the defendant. Best was the racially aggravated public order offence committed against a woman police constable, apparently a Black man said to her, “I bet you’ve got a pink pussy.” This was read out with great solemnity, but I couldn’t have been the only one having a little internal chortle
It took me a minute to realise you were drawing comparison to a stolen car. But for the avoidance of doubt I have never ridden around on my wife's shoulders or set fire to her.
@TheBreadmonkey@purplepadma Sometime I think, "Okay, I'm only going to read Mastodon until I laugh out loud," and sometimes that's like ten seconds in.
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