mcc,
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Hello. My computer is not working. Can anyone give me some advice?

leon,
@leon@peoplemaking.games avatar

@mcc actually it’s gnu/computer not working, or as I have taken to calling it, gnu PLUS computer not working

junebug,
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@mcc Have you tried drinking a big glass of water?

mcc,
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

@junebug good advice I'll try that

rotopenguin,
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@junebug @mcc or maybe have the computer drink a nice big glass of water?

bk1e,
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@rotopenguin @junebug @mcc

Animated gif of opening a compartment in a computer labeled “Chess Wizard” and pouring a drink inside as sparks fly out. From “The Thing” (1982)

joshin4colours,
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@mcc sometimes relationships don’t work out. It’s ok.

rooneymcnibnug,
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@mcc go for a walk!

exchgr,
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@mcc have you tried fixing it?

daubers,
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@mcc go outside, enjoy the sunshine, spend some money in a music shop. Come back when it's being more reasonable

aeva,
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc have you tried "mindfulness"

TomF,
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@aeva @mcc Please do not imbue the errant computer with mindfulness. We have enough problems already.

aeva,
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@TomF @mcc smiles serenely

joshuaelliott,
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@mcc Offer it a raise. (While simultaneously working with HR to find a reason to terminate it.)

zalasur,
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@mcc Congratulations. It means you won.

Farbs,
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@mcc That just means you've finished.

christinelove,
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@mcc Sure. Have you considered using my computer instead? It works fine there

nicklockwood,
@nicklockwood@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc have you tried switching to Linux? Or if it's already Linux, have you tried switching to macOS?

pixel,
@pixel@social.pixels.pizza avatar

@mcc throw it out and move to the forest. You’re free!

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc violence. And if that doesn't work, ultraviolence.

stanley kubrick alex GIF

AlfNoProblem, (edited )
@AlfNoProblem@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc Read a book.Call an old friend you have not heard from in a while and have a long conversation. Also, getting a new computer might solve your problem - they are cheap these days. While you're at it, take time to read up on and improve your cyber security habits. Good luck!

gsuberland,
@gsuberland@chaos.social avatar

@mcc trebuchet

wreimers,
@wreimers@mastodon.social avatar

@mcc

video/mp4

alghost,
@alghost@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@mcc have you tried turning it off and on again? 😅

edenwaith,
@edenwaith@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@alghost @mcc A minimum of three times, of course. And if has no power, disassemble and then reassemble.

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