AmishSuperModel

AmishSuperModel, 9 days ago to random

I used to trust Canadians…

Until I realized Canadian bacon is just ham.

AmishSuperModel, 11 days ago to random

OK, if we go with the argument that “Guns don’t kill people, idiots kill people”…

Wouldn’t Universal Background Checks on ALL purchases, training, licensing, registration, and crackdowns on illegal transfers/sales help prevent idiots from getting deadly weapons?

AmishSuperModel, 12 days ago to random

It’s so hard explaining to your kids that their goldfish ran away.

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

BREAKING: To lighten his sentence, Trump submits an affidavit to judge that he is currently applying for job as President of the United States. If that doesn’t work out, he’s also applying to be a Latex Salesman with Vandalay Industries.

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

Hey Trump kids! Just in time for Father’s Day…

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

“Two Fast, Too Furriest”

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

BREAKING: Donald Trump hires Bubba from cell block 144 as new campaign manager.

“It’s only two cartons of cigarettes a week!” Trump added.

AmishSuperModel, 15 days ago to random

Sometimes brutal honesty isn’t as necessary as kindness.

AmishSuperModel, 16 days ago to random

What do Donald Trump and Mother Teresa have in common?

Mother Teresa was a missionary. And missionary is Donald Trump‘s favorite position with porn stars.

AmishSuperModel, 20 days ago to random

What if we just require Supreme Court Justices to wear patches with all their sponsors kinda like NASCAR drivers?

AmishSuperModel, 20 days ago to random

Did you ever imagine a day when an American “Patriot” would become synonymous with “Nazi”?

AmishSuperModel, 21 days ago to random

This is old, but if you’ve never seen it, it’s a must! I laugh every time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4&si=Ykl4Aqc8oe8-N53e

AmishSuperModel, 23 days ago to random

Sometimes after a few drinks, I send pianist pics…

AmishSuperModel, 24 days ago to random

While not as physically intimidating as his cousin Tyrannosaurus, Thesaurus Rex could often talk his way out of potential threats.

AmishSuperModel, 24 days ago to random

I must say, these new extra-strength placebos are doing wonders for my hypochondria!

AmishSuperModel, 24 days ago to random

Not to brag, but I think I just did what the kids call a “crunch”…

I mean, I was just trying to drink my vodka and tonic without getting off the couch. But still… exercise.

AmishSuperModel, 27 days ago to random

Forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom with me. So I had to read the shampoo bottle…

Like our ancestors used to do.

AmishSuperModel, 29 days ago to random

Isn’t it ironic that the most racist people are those who claim there’s no racism anymore?

AmishSuperModel, 29 days ago to random

New opening act for The Trump Show…

Men Without Balls.

AmishSuperModel, 29 days ago to random

Shouldn’t it be spelled “fonetic”?

AmishSuperModel, 30 days ago to random

Just jamming to some music and thought I’d share a few faves.

https://youtu.be/dDnNr6lNxvc?si=_KEY4uCuBiUFzPzk

AmishSuperModel, 30 days ago to random

Sure, I’m highly underpaid, but at least my job is unfulfilling.

AmishSuperModel, 30 days ago to random

When someone says, “The point is mute”…

I usually wish they were.

AmishSuperModel, 1 month ago to random

If only Trump had written a book about shooting a dog instead of being a fraudulent philandering rapist, people would finally understand what a horrible human being he is.

AmishSuperModel, 1 month ago to random

“Walk a mile in my shoes” is pretty unrealistic.

But, “Bowl a game in my shoes” is much more likely.