AmishSuperModel

br00t4c, 11 days ago to random

Gaslighting Felon 45 Pretends He Never Said 'Lock Her Up'

#cult

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/06/gaslighting-felon-45-pretends-he-never

AmishSuperModel, 9 days ago to random

I used to trust Canadians…

Until I realized Canadian bacon is just ham.

AmishSuperModel, 7 days ago to random

He’s such a pig!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-taste-for-rich-guys-with-hot-wives-may-help-burgum-in-veepstakes-report

AmishSuperModel, 9 days ago to random

I hate it when “pundints” discuss our country’s basic “tenants.”

AmishSuperModel, 12 days ago to random

It’s so hard explaining to your kids that their goldfish ran away.

AmishSuperModel, 11 days ago to random

OK, if we go with the argument that “Guns don’t kill people, idiots kill people”…

Wouldn’t Universal Background Checks on ALL purchases, training, licensing, registration, and crackdowns on illegal transfers/sales help prevent idiots from getting deadly weapons?

AmishSuperModel, 9 months ago to random

Me: I’m here for the hookers and booze!

Librarian: Sir, this is a library.

Me: whispers I’m here for the hookers and booze.

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

“Two Fast, Too Furriest”

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

Hey Trump kids! Just in time for Father’s Day…

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

BREAKING: To lighten his sentence, Trump submits an affidavit to judge that he is currently applying for job as President of the United States. If that doesn’t work out, he’s also applying to be a Latex Salesman with Vandalay Industries.

AmishSuperModel, 14 days ago to random

BREAKING: Donald Trump hires Bubba from cell block 144 as new campaign manager.

“It’s only two cartons of cigarettes a week!” Trump added.

AmishSuperModel, 15 days ago to random

Sometimes brutal honesty isn’t as necessary as kindness.

AmishSuperModel, 16 days ago to random

What do Donald Trump and Mother Teresa have in common?

Mother Teresa was a missionary. And missionary is Donald Trump‘s favorite position with porn stars.

AmishSuperModel, 20 days ago to random

What if we just require Supreme Court Justices to wear patches with all their sponsors kinda like NASCAR drivers?

AmishSuperModel, 1 year ago to random

Freedom is not a zero-sum game.

You don’t lose yours by allowing others to have theirs.

AmishSuperModel, 20 days ago to random

Did you ever imagine a day when an American “Patriot” would become synonymous with “Nazi”?

AmishSuperModel, 21 days ago to random

This is old, but if you’ve never seen it, it’s a must! I laugh every time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4&si=Ykl4Aqc8oe8-N53e

RickiTarr, 23 days ago to random

Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

AmishSuperModel, 24 days ago to random

While not as physically intimidating as his cousin Tyrannosaurus, Thesaurus Rex could often talk his way out of potential threats.

AmishSuperModel, 24 days ago to random

I must say, these new extra-strength placebos are doing wonders for my hypochondria!

dangillmor, 23 days ago to random

A reminder that less than two weeks ago, it was revealed that Trump solicited a $1 billion bribe from the energy industry, offering in return the gutting of environmental regulations.

A week ago, Big Journalism had already consigned this epic scandal to the memory bin.

Had Biden done anything remotely like that, I guarantee that it would still be among the top stories of the day -- and Congress, including Democrats, would be moving toward impeachment.

StillIRise1963, 23 days ago to random

You’re not a loser. They’ve made “winning” impossible for you.

AmishSuperModel, 23 days ago to random

Sometimes after a few drinks, I send pianist pics…

br00t4c, 23 days ago to random

'Biden ordered the hit': The far-right thinks the FBI was secretly trying to assassinate Trump

#biden #formerpresident

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/donald-trump-deadly-force-joe-biden-mar-a-lago/