Birdie

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Birdie,

my.clevelandclinic.org/…/24442-pregnancy-complica…

Birdie,

That is a rough looking 31. He could easily pass for 5 to 10 years older.

I’m happy they got him and can’t wait for him to be held accountable.

Birdie,

Maybe as an appetizer. I’m thinking there’s not enough brain matter in Trump’s skull to make a meal.

Birdie,

South Louisiana here. It can be used affectionately (seeing a sick child and saying Bless your heart) but I find it is more often used to point out someone’s lack of intelligence or bad behaviour (Karen is pitching an absolute fit in the checkout lane at Albertsons because she misread a price label…Bless her heart)

Maybe you’re from a more polite area of the south, but where I am we are heavily into calling out morons.

Birdie, (edited )

When done correctly, this is always the outcome.

Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog (apnews.com)

Politicians and dog experts are criticizing South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem after she wrote in a new book about killing a rambunctious puppy. The story — and the vilification she received on social media — has some wondering whether she’s still a viable potential running mate for presumptive Republican presidential candidate...

Birdie, (edited )

So, I’ve got a theory. She killed her pup not because it upset her by scattering the birds she hunted, but because it embarrassed her in front of the neighbors when it killed their chickens. Cricket wouldn’t listen to her and it made her feel publicly ineffectual and weak. Being made to feel that way absolutely enraged her.

She’s a massive POS and I really hope this ends her career.

Why is there a surge of deodorant products mostly advertised to women in the US?

So I have balls and yeah they’re the first thing on my body to start to smell. I can skip a shower if I’m in a hurry and I don’t smell much. That’s with working a job that’s usually physical. I was a punk kid fucking punk girls when I was younger and we didn’t bathe every day. I didn’t notice much smell then....

Birdie,

My momma always said when you first smell yourself, other people have been smelling you for two days.

Birdie,

Of course it’s news! It highlights the fact that Trump cannot pay attention for any meaningful period of time. How can a man who can’t stay awake when his future is at stake pay attention when it’s our future at stake?

Birdie,

Good luck if Trump gets elected.

Birdie,

So they’ll be hoisted by their own petard, and they will deserve it.

Birdie,

Nasty nasty man.

Birdie,

I think you can sue the estate, but the executor follows the parameters of the will.

IANAL, so grain of salt.

Birdie,

I knew of a girl when I was in high school. She was a senior and I was a sophomore. Word began rushing through the school that she (head cheerleader) was pregnant by the quarterback on the football team. He came from a super wealthy family, and honestly we all expected an immediate marriage and a ‘premature’ baby.

What happened instead was an announcement that she had died during emergency surgery and let’s all pray. She had had a (what we called) backstreet abortion and hemorrhaged.

We all knew how to access an illegal abortion, we knew the risks, and this girl just was the unlucky one.

She was super smart, in the Latin club, debate, 4.0, just destined for success. And instead she died.

This was in 1969, and I cannot believe we as a nation are willing to go back over 2 decades in women’s healthcare.

Birdie,

Haha!! I was trying to type 55!!

Birdie,

Oh ffs. He’s such a vainglorious idiot that he doesn’t even know he should be completely, totally, and irredeemably embarrassed for doing such a stupid thing…but no. There is nothing in him that is not infused with empty, unearned pride.

Birdie,

Last November, Kim Taylor was found guilty of 26 counts of providing false information in registering and voting, 23 counts of fraudulent voting and three counts of fraudulent registration.

The office of the US attorney for the northern district of Iowa said Taylor “perpetrated a scheme to fraudulently generate votes for her husband in the primary election for Iowa’s fourth US congressional district in June 2020.

Taylor submitted or caused others to submit dozens of voter registrations, absentee ballot request forms, and absentee ballots containing false information. Taylor completed and signed voter forms without voters’ permission and told others that they could sign on behalf of relatives who were not present.”

Birdie,

I’m so OCD that I once edited a comment from months before. Someone replied and I noticed I had typed its instead of it’s and I just could not let that stay.

How Would You Handle Students Cheating?

I gave my students a take home exam over spring break. (This is normal where I teach) One of the questions was particulary difficult. It came down to a factor of three in the solution. That factor inexplicably appeared with no justification on many of their exams. I intend to have the students I suspect of cheating come to my...

Birdie, (edited )

That’s a terrible thing to be considered normal. Those students were on break, on vacation. I didn’t do work for my job when I was on vacation! I hate cheating, but I hate that you made them take an exam on break even more.

Edit: “Class, I see some of you did not understand the way I require work to be shown. For this reason, I will reteach my requirements. Those of you who did not understand will be given an opportunity to retake the exam.”

LEAKED VIDEO: Texas Republicans Attended Meeting with Group That Suggested Violence and Jail For Women who Have Abortions and Use IVF (www.texasdemocrats.org)

AUSTIN, Texas – Leaked video shows Hood County Constable Scott London, Hood County GOP Chair Steve Biggers and Hood County GOP Chair candidate Greg Harrell attending a meeting held by Abolish Abortion Texas (AATX) where they supported the death penalty for women who seek abortions or use IVF, including pregnant minors. London...

Birdie,

Not much different from the Taliban over in Afghanistan. All the religious idiots wanting to kill women, even young girls.

Birdie,

But I’m still voting for him

/s, I wish

Birdie,

Oh I’m going to do this. I’ll have 97% at my little cabin, and my husband is going to drive a little bit east to film the totality. We were planning to film anyway, so we might as well share it with NASA.

Birdie, (edited )

Biden is out fundraising him, too. This is Trump’s
‘one stone, two birds’ attempt. “I’m not broke!! And I have way, way more fundraising success than you!”

He is melting down like an ice cream cone in South Louisiana in August.

Birdie,

He already looks like a loser.

Birdie,

Omg, yes!! I’ll go fix it.

Birdie,

Someone called me a libtard under his breath, but loudly enough to make sure I heard…in a CANCER center, where many of us were having our immune systems weakened by chemo.

You can’t fix stupid so I don’t even try. I’ve been in remission for almost two years, I’m healthy and he’s out there sucking in viruses. We both have ticking clocks, but mine is ticking much more slowly than his is.

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