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BlippyTheWonderSlug

@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.


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melissabeartrix, to random
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I think there should be a "hugz" button

Hugz & xXx

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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melissabeartrix, to random
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What's your morning routine?

Mine is

-wake up
-walk {with a j occasionally}
-Breakfast

  • morning relaxation {includes a j and tooting} about an hour
  • shower
  • get ready for work

Hugz & xXx

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@melissabeartrix
Wake up, pee, feed cats, take meds, make tea, pick up Handy for a good morning post, the rest varies.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@melissabeartrix
Those don't start until I'm fully awake, not first thing.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Out of the blue she asks me "Do you want to go get a Jäger?" (I didn't see it on this morning's trip)

Who am I to say no? I can just make it if I leave now. 😜

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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"Oh! Can you get 2 bottles of orange soda?"

🤣 Played me like a fiddle. 😜 I made it to the store with 15 minutes to spare.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@melissabeartrix
Helicopter? Or Motorboat? waggles eyebrows

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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I haven't posted yet today! I must be going senile in my golden years...

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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I think I shall conduct a thorough examination of the insides of my eyelids. Dreamland awaits.

If you see me, in my dreams, you know the drill.

Good night, ...

RickiTarr, to random
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Grind Culture people are always spending so much time talking about Grind Culture, there's no way they are actually "Grinding".

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@RickiTarr
O contraire, mon frere! 😜

🎵 We're grindin' grindin' grindin'
Grindin' grindin' grindin' yeah 🎶

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Paycheck is sitting in my account. My inbox is cleared.

I talked to "my guy," and if I'm willing to go for chocolate (I am), I can get a delivery tomorrow. This has been (tentatively) arranged.

😜 Beats a trip to Frankfurt. I'm still waiting to hear back from Mr Man.

Anyway, I can now fuck fuck fuckity fuckfuckfuck off the rest of the weekend.

Woo hoo!

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@fkamiah17
😜 This isn't my first rodeo.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

🤣 So. I was not alone at the picnic area up in the vineyards. There were some kids: 2 girls in mid/late teens in a duo, and a boy early/mid 20s.

After the girls left, I sparked up, because the one-hitter looks like a ciggy and the wind was favorable.

It turns out I had met the boy before, during a failed transaction with the first "delivery guy" I tried. He came over, introduced himself, and voilá!

A sesh was born.

I tell ya, man, juju.

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@fkamiah17
We did. We talked about the recent "legalization," growing, making concentrates, etc. I got to tell "war stories," and hear what the kids call it these days. 😜 A good time was had by all.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Looking out the window, the picnic area is calling my name...

prepares to tootle

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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Ya know, when one responds to a post with a CW, it's very easy to remove the CW in one's response, if one is responding in a non-warnworthy way.

Anyway....

After a week, I've gotten rid of most of the abandoned accounts I've been following, an almost 50% reduction! There's probably still two or three dozen in there; pruning one's account is a tedious and time consuming process.

But, it's worth it, to me. My "numbers" are now much closer to "reality."

art_history_animalia, to random
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shoutout to Zambia for putting an on both a circulating coin & a banknote - apparently the only country cool enough to have ever done either.
Honorable mention to The Gambia for once issuing a commemorative coin with an aardvark too.
[images via Numista]

Issuer: Zambia Period: Republic (1964-date) Type: Standard banknote Years: 2003-2012 Value: 1000 Kwacha (1000 ZMK) Currency: Kwacha (1968-2012) Composition: Polymer Size: 140 × 70 mm Shape: Rectangular Demonetized: 30 June 2013 Number: N# 204063 References: P# 44 Obverse: Eagle, Tree; Lettering: Bank of Zambia, I promise to pay the bearer on demand, one thousand kwacha, For the bank of Zambia, (signature), Governor Reverse: Aardvark, Farmer on tractor, Liberty Monument; Lettering: Bank of Zambia, One thousand kwacha Watermark: African Fish Eagle head, National bird of Zambia Printers: Notes from 2003 - 2006 (P#44a - e) were printed by the Canadian Bank Note Company, notes from 2008 - 2009 (P#44f - g) were printed by the South African Bank Note Company, and notes from 2011 - 2002 (P#44h - i) were printed by Giesecke + Devrient. image: hex7ech / Numista https://en.numista.com/catalogue/note204063.html
Issuer: The Gambia Period: Republic (1970-date) Type: Non-circulating coin Year: 1977 Value: 40 Dalasis Currency: Dalasi (1971-date) Composition: Silver (.925) (Copper .075) Weight: 35 g Diameter: 42 mm Thickness: 2.87 mm Shape: Round Technique: Milled Orientation: Medal alignment ↑↑ Number: N# 38651 References: KM# 18, Schön# 17 Obverse: Effigy of president Sir Dawda Jawara facing left, date to the right; Script: Latin; Lettering: REPUBLIC OF THE GAMBIA - 1977 Reverse: Aardvark; Script: Latin; Lettering: 40 DALASIS Edge: Reeded Engraver: Michael Rizzello Mint: Royal Mint, Llantrisant, United Kingdom (1968-date) image: G.GILLES / Numista https://en.numista.com/catalogue/pieces38651.html

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@art_history_animalia @fkamiah17
Aardvark interpretive dance!

DoubleTreble, to weirdfolks
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Good morning all you lovely people 💖
Special love and hugs to all that need them 💖💖 @weirdfolks
May your Tooting day be a fun one!

Back view of same mug, orange background with a palm tree in the middle

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@DoubleTreble @weirdfolks
Had to do a double take on the mugs. My first thought was a beans and buds cup...

Wen, (edited ) to environment
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Seven reasons you need a new laptop – from advances in AI to better wifi

https://www.theguardian.com/meet-the-galaxy-squad/2024/feb/26/seven-reasons-you-need-a-new-laptop-from-advances-in-ai-to-better-wifi

Another ‘consume’ message from the Gruaniad. I can provide more why you probably don't need one. The main being cost, waste and the fact that with a little care, a modern laptop (say up to 10 years) can provide a good service for years to come. AI - not necessary for most, WiFi - can be boosted with a USB stick, batteries - replaced.
(from a 2009 MacBookPro)

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@Wen
🤣 I have a 15yo laptop. The only reason I'm looking at new ones is plain ol' speed. I have time to smoke a cigarette and make a cup of tea between bootup and useable desktop. It works fine, just slooow.

BlippyTheWonderSlug, to random
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18+ RickiTarr, (edited ) to random
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What the heck were people up to back then? Why does he look like he's enjoying it?

Hey, feel free to share weird old art too, if you'd like!

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@RickiTarr
'Twasn't me! I tried to be the voice of reason, but nooOOOooo!

purplepadma, to random
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I held out until 7.20pm but I am now in bed

BlippyTheWonderSlug,
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@purplepadma
Enjoi! Dream well!

DrALJONES, to random
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    @DrALJONES
    Mainstream media is bought and complicit.

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    Possibly the worst picture in existence.

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