BradleyUffner

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BradleyUffner, (edited )

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it any further.

BradleyUffner,

I can drive around my block for 30 hours and still be on my block! It’s crazy!

BradleyUffner,

It’s not that it was given to men, it’s that it was given to dicks.

BradleyUffner,

On an alt because my brother knows about my main, and I don’t want this attention to come towards my parents and make it to my grandparents [somehow]

Dude, there are like 27 people total on Lemmy. I think he’s going to figure it out. 🤔

/S

BradleyUffner,

He should instead offer to debate Haley. That would make Trump explode.

BradleyUffner,

That’s just a mid-range setup. The real simmers have at least 3 monitors.

BradleyUffner,

This isn’t a great argument. There is so much open undeveloped space in the US that could be used to house people. This interchange isn’t taking space away from anyone. There are lots of good reasons to reduce cars, but this isn’t one of them.

BradleyUffner,

My workplace recently started doing a “Path to the Weekend” initiative. This is a mandatory meeting held at 5pm on a Friday for an hour about every month, where we have to have extroverted style discussions such as “tell us about 2 new things you accomplished in your personal life since the last meeting.”.

It’s hell.

BradleyUffner,

I think the implication is that rich people don’t have popcorn ceilings, so if you do, you don’t make enough money that his tax plan will hurt you. The premise seems flawed to me, but I could be interpreting it wrong.

BradleyUffner,

We were changing office buildings and were packing our desks for the move. They have us boxes and bags for everything. The bags were oddly large, which I commented on by saying “these bags could fit a small child”. Apparently some people took offense at that, as I was later sent up to HR to explain myself.

BradleyUffner,

This is my go to response when people are trying to claim that English is hard… Well at least I don’t have to remember what gender has randomly been assigned to every noun I want to use.

BradleyUffner,

Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.

BradleyUffner,

The duck can’t actually say anything because his sound drivers randomly stopped working.

BradleyUffner,

They’ll just return under a new “untainted” name and do it all over again.

BradleyUffner,

Personally, I think I’ll be avoiding anything that starts with “Elon Musk’s…”

BradleyUffner,

You want to hold people’s wages down so you can save 5 cents on your nuggets and fries? You know that makes you the bad guy, right?

BradleyUffner,

Ohh no, someone on the Internet might have my IP address! The horror! What if they try to ping me?!

BradleyUffner,

Lots of everyday normal people lost their jobs due to the bubble. Saying it only impacted the already rich investors is wrong.

BradleyUffner,

I reconnected with an old friend I hadn’t seen in years. He was a bit of a conspiracy nut and was telling me about a new crazy one he had just heard about. I ended up jokingly asking him if he thought vaccines caused autism too. He just kind of deflated and walked away. We haven’t spoken since. I later learned that his son had just been diagnosed as severely autistic. Oops.

BradleyUffner,

The goose can’t say anything because its sound drivers mysteriously stopped working randomly after rebooting.

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