ChillPenguin

@ChillPenguin@lemmy.world

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ChillPenguin,

The cancers like “oh fuck, we can’t do anything to this guy”

ChillPenguin,

But I’m Minnesotan. I can blend in really well.

ChillPenguin,

Just in case someone runs into this. “I do not consent to any searches”

ChillPenguin,

Stop, you’re making me excited for something that will never happen. I’d vote for you if you ran. Haha

ChillPenguin,

You physically take the specs from the customer to the engineers? Well… No.

ChillPenguin,

I wasn’t a believer when I started at an ESOP. But looking at my retirement funds after working for 8 years at the company. Then comparing it to friends who were given shares of large public companies and making maybe like 10k over 4 years. Absolutely worth it.

ChillPenguin,

Also fuck this system that makes us pay for this with our taxes.

ChillPenguin,

Fuck off Yvonne

ChillPenguin,

I was expecting something about my cars extended warranty at the bottom.

ChillPenguin,

That’s a good point. It definitely can be worse.

ChillPenguin,

Uhh, I don’t remember. All I did was take a picture of the letter and thought this instance would want to see it haha. Threw away the envelope.

ChillPenguin,

I had never seen this happen before. Relax.

ChillPenguin,

Don’t forget to change the sound setting location to different tabs every other week too to keep you on your toes.

ChillPenguin,

Because if we’re in the streets, we aren’t working. Which means we die because there’s zero social safety net.

ChillPenguin,

Damn, that child with a weird name got obliterated.

ChillPenguin,

At press time, reports confirmed the baby’s 17 days of serenity had been cut short after the walls and roof of her incubator had been sold as ad space.

Honestly, the onion is just too good. Pure gold.

ChillPenguin,

If it even gets built out. I’m expecting this to become a bioshock or escape from LA type situation. Where the city starts off normal but just goes straight to hell.

ChillPenguin,

Imagine if these things were huge. Like horse sized, or even duck sized.

ChillPenguin,

That pulling levers in the basement furnace room wouldn’t blow the house up. It wasn’t until my 20s when it randomly popped into my head and I thought about it with my adult brain and was like “wait… Why would someone install something that would blow the house up?”

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