DavBot

DavBot, 2 days ago to random

...the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to travel to #flavortown.

DavBot, 2 days ago to fediverse

Just ripping around this morning handing out burgers.
#PeerTube

https://davbot.media/w/qUiJWKQF9xv1SgNNuHtPv8

DavBot, 3 days ago to random

Yep, ebike + ubereats + living in between a McDonald's and a Navy Base = money glitch.

My morning ride earned me nearly ten bucks whoop whoop.

DavBot, 4 days ago to random

When asked the minimum time Recall screenshots will be saved to your machine, Microsoft gave the following statement:

GIF of Arnold in the malfunctioning woman disguise from Total Recall, saying "two weeks" repeatedly while grabbing his face.

DavBot, 4 days ago to random

Pokemon is Anime Cockfighting lol.

DavBot, 5 days ago to Youtube

So... In the hospital, this morning I had a "gastrointestinal event" right before my shift at work, with having two hernia operations prior, I'm not screwing around (things like incarceration, or just finding out if it is a recursion asap.)

Anyhow, I can't comment on any #YouTube videos on the hospital wifi.

#PeerTube on the other hand, no problemo.

DavBot, 6 days ago to random

Lol

DavBot, 6 days ago to random

Alrighty, if you aren't ready or unable to take the dive and get off windows, here is a guide to turning off Microsoft Recall. (For the time being)

https://pureinfotech.com/disable-recall-windows-11/

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie total recall pulling a tracker out of his nose that is actually a hot dog.

DavBot, 7 days ago to random

I want to live in the universe where dubstep caused world peace. We would probably be exploring the stars and solving global warming by now.

DavBot, 8 days ago to random

I will always be with you, like a hot fart in an elevator.

"King of Pride Rock" by Hans Zimmer from the Lion King begins to play.

DavBot, 13 days ago to random

Dalí doodles dadaists delivering Duchamp's DaVinci defacement dancing defiantly down La Défense.

DavBot, 13 days ago to random

Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

DavBot, 13 days ago to random

I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

DavBot, 14 days ago to HashtagGames

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

#makeAsongOrPoemRidiculous
#HashTagGames

Beavis and Butthead head banging in their school desks.

DavBot, 15 days ago to random

When the new guy asks when payday is.

gif from total recall when the red headed woman disguise malfunctions on Arnold and he can't stop saying two weeks.

DavBot, 16 days ago to animals

He always knows when the camera is looking at him.
#CatsOfMastodon

gif of my black cat Kuro, sleeping on my black hoodie on a black canvass footrest cube, opening his eyes as I take the photo.

DavBot, 17 days ago to fediverse

Alrighty #PeerTube people,

Doing a round of federation with my instance https://davbot.media/

Tell me your channels/instances and I'll send out the instance follows to get your content in the feed :D

If you need a channel, drop a registration in!

DavBot, 17 days ago to random

The sky hates me. No pretty colors. Just light pollution. Go away humans and turn off the damn lights.

DavBot, 17 days ago to random

I'm pretty sure my head was hit with some high velocity cosmic rays today. I temporarily forgot how to spell creature and baby.
#Aurora

DavBot, 17 days ago to random

We just got crop dusted by the sun.
#aurora

DavBot, 20 days ago to random

Idontwanttogotowork.
Ijustwantto Scrolllollscroll.

DavBot, 21 days ago to random

Wow been a while since I've encountered normie infantile septic-froth on the fedi. That was fun lol.

DavBot, 21 days ago to random

Hopefully I can get my bike in a shop this afternoon with more luck a pair of affordable suspension forks in house so I can be back on the road for this weekend.

I'd like to see if I can maintain 30 bucks an hour delivering food, and get at least 4 consistent hours delivering.

If I can do that successfully for two months I'm swapping my availability in the kitchen to mon-thurs until november and riding Friday instead.

DavBot, 22 days ago to random

We all die countless times in countless worlds we will never experience, and the wave continues to collapse.

DavBot, 24 days ago to random

First delivery from my day job at big wheel burger #yyj completed. Went all the way downtown too for the first time. Fun, fun, busy chaos. Yay! #UberDelivery!