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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DavBot, to random
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First delivery from my day job at big wheel burger completed. Went all the way downtown too for the first time. Fun, fun, busy chaos. Yay! !

DavBot, to webdev
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If anyone knows of any funky, straightforward, easy to docker-up flat file that can do email contact forms I would love suggestions. I'm taking a website off WordPress that needs a contact form, it's a static 4 page business service site and will never change aside from the occasional address and phone number.

DavBot, to fediverse
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Alrighty, now up and federating, if you'd like to get a beep Boop whenever I am live you can follow @DavBot

Still need to stress test this machine to be sure it is the right size for the job but I'm pretty sure we are good.

Coming soon, owncast for @Mrfunkedude too 😎

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@Are0h
Can thebadspace API handle multiple domains in a single request?

I'm incorporating it into my Personal LLM assistant, The idea is it will regularly check my recent followers/following and alert me if any users are on a listed server.

It's all green lights checking one at a time but no luck with multiple in the JSON object.

DavBot, to mastodon
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@ij I am concerned with the future of . I fear Meta is using the tactic to take out competition. I am by no means well versed in mastodon admin yet, but it seems like "40 million" users interacting with a server might be stressful. I'm curious if this is a legitimate concern or am I worried due to lack of understanding?

I'm feeling like it could potentially be or situation.

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@Mrfunkedude Shoop da whoop, the PeerTube instances streaming is now able to enforce 720p, you can multi-stream at your higher resolution but the instance outputs and saves 720. You can now hold 4x moar previous streams, and lightens the load overall and for mobile viewers. I can back-encode the previous streams for you this eve to free moar space too.

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Retirement homes are going to get really weird.

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When asked the minimum time Recall screenshots will be saved to your machine, Microsoft gave the following statement:

GIF of Arnold in the malfunctioning woman disguise from Total Recall, saying "two weeks" repeatedly while grabbing his face.

DavBot, to random
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Job interview day. At the local burger shack that advertises being an ethical employer (living wage, benefits etc.) Hoping I nail it and the workplace culture is decent.

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Had a jam in my head, this is what came out of it. Might work with it more later, or leave it here. Anyhow if vibed out 2 mins of your life here I appreciate it.

https://davbot.media/w/fFwFRmFerMp8PtjmPSp4Ta

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Just bought a 300 dollar air fryer for 30 bucks, was on for over half off and had a 100 dollar gift card from air miles rewards. Hoping to make cooking at home faster and less annoying. Since I cook for a living the last thing I want to do 5 days a week is make dinner.

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Wendy Carlos' website must be protected at all costs. Anyone goes near this thing for a "redesign" and I will take off my shirt and fight them.

https://www.wendycarlos.com/

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I hear if you sprinkle a vial of Jordan Peterson's tears on a rat it will become a rat king and eat everyone in the town.

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There is some shady shit going on in windows. I have every data privacy thing I know of TURNED OFF. I'm using FIREFOX, leaving a comment that references quake 2 on PEERTUBE. Guess what popped into my YouTube video feed out of the blue...
Quake 2 videos...
Where the fuck is the leak? How did Google get a hold of me typing "quake 2" in peertube?... def going over my OS privacy settings again for any new data collection shit toggled on by default.
fuck you Microsoft. Fuck you google.

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Attacking the knot in my shoulders is a regime of Robax, scalding hot shower, a TENS machine, then running a plastic massage ball over it while sitting on the couch in order to assert dominance.

It gets my damn histamines going and makes my nose run like a river.

I will never get over the strangeness of having a corporeal form. Humans should hurry up and evolve more.

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The sky hates me. No pretty colors. Just light pollution. Go away humans and turn off the damn lights.

DavBot, to HashtagGames
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I Just met you
This is crazy
But glue on pizza
Sounds kind of tasty

#IfAiDisclaimersWereSongs
#HashTagGames

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It's not delivery. It's a disappointment.

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Wow been a while since I've encountered normie infantile septic-froth on the fedi. That was fun lol.

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Hopefully I can get my bike in a shop this afternoon with more luck a pair of affordable suspension forks in house so I can be back on the road for this weekend.

I'd like to see if I can maintain 30 bucks an hour delivering food, and get at least 4 consistent hours delivering.

If I can do that successfully for two months I'm swapping my availability in the kitchen to mon-thurs until november and riding Friday instead.

DavBot, to fediverse
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Alrighty people,

Doing a round of federation with my instance https://davbot.media/

Tell me your channels/instances and I'll send out the instance follows to get your content in the feed :D

If you need a channel, drop a registration in!

DavBot, to HashtagGames
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Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!

Making the slaw, making the slaw!


Beavis and Butthead head banging in their school desks.

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Heck yes... My bike parts are shipped and on the way. I was also able to change the delivery from Wal Mart to a pickup location that I will actually be able to get the parts and not have them sent back because they are not in wal marts system.

Hoping to be back on the road for next week.

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I love Wal Mart MasterCard's security. It's foolproof, just lock the card after every single purchase. Easy!

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...the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to travel to .

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