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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DavBot, to random
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...the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to travel to #flavortown.

DavBot, to fediverse
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Just ripping around this morning handing out burgers.

https://davbot.media/w/qUiJWKQF9xv1SgNNuHtPv8

DavBot, to random
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Yep, ebike + ubereats + living in between a McDonald's and a Navy Base = money glitch.

My morning ride earned me nearly ten bucks whoop whoop.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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It’s Saturday.

I’m running out of thing’s to say about Saturday. How about you just keep on scrolling?

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
Elton John did too. That didn't stop him..he just kept saying Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday....

DavBot, to random
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Pokemon is Anime Cockfighting lol.

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When asked the minimum time Recall screenshots will be saved to your machine, Microsoft gave the following statement:

GIF of Arnold in the malfunctioning woman disguise from Total Recall, saying "two weeks" repeatedly while grabbing his face.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
It's something I'll likely wind up doing, hopefully by the time recall can't be turned off/they get it eating your GPU there will be more Nvidia/game support.

brooke, to random
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👓

DavBot,
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@brooke @mentallyalex

Tina's groan of social pain resonates my core.

chiefgyk3d, to random
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Fuck Godaddy, I am trying to transfer a client's domain from Godaddy to Cloudflare and it kept failing and for some reason now it renewed for another year, but says it won't be allowed to transfer until July 22? WTF!? I just unlocked it and transferred it. One of two domains failed.

Godaddy is such shit

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d

Boooooo GoDaddy boooooo.
Was it their typical buried unlock setting in a buried menu that got ya?

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
GoDaddy will probably say the lock is out of their hands, and from their front line support or deeper, they probably cannot unlock it after 60 days.

Via ICANN transfer policy:
3.7.5 The transfer was requested within 60 days of the creation date as shown in the registry Whois record for the domain name.

Renewal counts to that creation. But...

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d

3.7 Upon denying a transfer request for any of the following reasons, the Registrar of Record must provide the Registered Name Holder and the potential Gaining Registrar with the reason for denial. The Registrar of Record may deny a transfer request only in the following specific instances

MAY....

There are registrar's that will lock when you update contact info too.... And they send out that friendly check your contact details a month before renewal. (Network Solutions)

DavBot,
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@chiefgyk3d
If you already paid CloudFlare for the transfer they shouldn't have a prob either refunding or have the transfer on ice to try again if you can't get GoDaddy to unlock the dom.

bloodravenlib, to restaurants
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>Pluralistic: Red Lobster was killed by private equity, not Endless Shrimp (23 May 2024) https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/23/spineless/#invertebrates

A good overview by @pluralistic on Red Lobster's 💋 💀 once private equity vultures swooped in.

On a side note, another example of "bust out" can also be seen in the film "Goodfellas."

DavBot,
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@ferricoxide @pluralistic @bloodravenlib

I can save red lobster.

A Children's play area called the "shrimp farm" with pictures of happy dancing anthropomorphic shrimp eating non anthropomorphic shrimp on the walls. The ball pit tastes like shrimp, the nets and slide tastes like shrimp. The whole place tastes like shrimp. It's a feature.

18+ AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Priapos isn't just a god of dicks, bees, and abundant orchards. He was also a patron god for navigators on the sea, of merchant sailors in and Rome. Apotropaic items carried on board by mariners in the forms of a terracotta phallus and a wooden figure were found in shipwrecks, coinciding with the use of wooden Priapic markers erected in areas of dangerous passage or particular landing areas for sailors.


@phistorians @antiquidons

DavBot,
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@AimeeMaroux @phistorians @antiquidons @n69n

Greek Sailor:
"It is storming, we are lost and cannot see the stars we will surely die, pray to Priapos.

A giant cloud-phallus appears and points the way to safety.

"Thank you Priapos!"

The cloud winks and whisps away.

DavBot, to Youtube
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So... In the hospital, this morning I had a "gastrointestinal event" right before my shift at work, with having two hernia operations prior, I'm not screwing around (things like incarceration, or just finding out if it is a recursion asap.)

Anyhow, I can't comment on any videos on the hospital wifi.

on the other hand, no problemo.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

DavBot,
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@BlackAzizAnansi
Centralized tech platforms selling your soul to the highest bidder through advertising and algorithms while feigning neutrality.

The singularity has been hijacked.

DavBot, to random
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Lol

DavBot, to random
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Alrighty, if you aren't ready or unable to take the dive and get off windows, here is a guide to turning off Microsoft Recall. (For the time being)

https://pureinfotech.com/disable-recall-windows-11/

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie total recall pulling a tracker out of his nose that is actually a hot dog.

mxtthxw, to random
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I've been asked to do an online meeting on Friday and this will involve screen sharing. I tend to avoid these things like the plague and have already told them I don't use Zoom or Teams.

Are there anythings I need to be wary of from a privacy point of view?

Boosts welcome!

:freddy:

DavBot,
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@mxtthxw
Can you run a virtual machine and install zoom thru that?

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