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Let your wildest dreams come true in Pompeii. This ithyphallic plaque is found outside the Modestus Bakery (VII.1.36). You know you’ll have a good day if everything rises as well as the bread 😉

📸 Aude Durand via Pompeii in Pictures

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And for our fans, here’s a close up on the old personification of the Campus Martius. Who knew one’s obelisk could be quite so substantial 😳


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As Sydney gears up for Mardi Gras, this fantastic phallic hat would not be out of place in the celebrations. Across the centuries, the phallic hat is fashionably timeless!

This bronze polyphallic tintinnabulum of Mercury is from Pompeii

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phistorians, to history
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When in doubt about things, you can reach greater insights by setting up an ithyphallic Herm near an altar. Just take this pelike as instructive!

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Spruce up your home the easy way with a tintinnabulum. Part wing, part horse, part bell, but all phallus.

A very Roman way to bring a bit of good fortune to the family!

phistorians, to history
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Like many things in life, there’s the art and then there’s the phallus drawings. I guess we can safely appreciate this gesture that’s near Hadrian’s wall as either one or the other 😅

@antiquidons @histodons @AimeeMaroux

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This sculpture is on display in the House of the Vettii in Pompeii. Quite the surprise awaits those who happen upon this piece unexpectedly!

📸 Aaron Wolpert via Wikimedia Commons

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phistorians, to history
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Top reason to go to Delos? To see these magnificent phalloi set up to show appreciation to Dionysus and Pan. Just a matter of finding where the tips went…

📸 Mark Cartwright via World History Encyclopedia

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Far be it from us to suggest you visit Pompeii to go on an exploratory phallus-finding mission… but we certainly wouldn’t try to dissuade you either. Just look at that phallus framed by other phalluses! Must be good fortune 🥳

📸 Sailko via Wikimedia Commons

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si_irini, to random German
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Historians are interesting people 🙂 😆

For me they were really the funniest on X and not as trollish as the rest there.

The always got the best laughs from me...😉 😂
The historical finds and the pictures were always the highlight of the week and always the best laughs.

Here I don't find so much in this #
That gives me the idea that we could change that?!

phistorians, to history
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This delightful barbotine vessel is adorned with sweet phallic creatures with legs resembling those of chickens and either wings or maybe antlers (at a pinch).

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This sprightly figurine was discovered in North Yorkshire and is thought to date to the Roman period.

While the body language is positive, the figure also wears a frown, so maybe their day isn’t going quite as they planned!

📸 West Yorkshire Archaeology Advisory Service

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Leptis Magna is famous as the birth place of Roman emperor Septimius Severus, but what may truly place this ancient city in the annals of history is this excellent phallic relief. May good fortune shine upon all who see this creature!

📸 Rob Stoeltje

ninawillburger, to philosophy German
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For a gold winged phallus pendant found in Carnuntum, Austria (length 2.8 cm).
Roman phallic symbols were thought to ward off any evil.

Photo: https://www.online.landessammlungen-noe.at/objects/1302780/anhanger-in-phallusform?ctx=202fba869e7387c22eef57e2e3ec83f431d15e5a&idx=6

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One of the great examples of a just how phallic a tintinnabulum can get! Not only is the charioteer a phallus, but the chariot is itself a phallus with two heads and an extra phallus of its own for good measure.

Thought to date to the C1st CE

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AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Inside every man is a huge dick 😉

@antiquidons @phistorians

AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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This ass is just as immodest as the one posted by the @phistorians 🫣

A visual ancestor, prehaps?

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The first temptation is to assume the nude Pan has been up to no good, but he seems to be riding the mule with some modesty. Now, the same cannot be said for the mule…

🏛 MAN Napoli, No. 27712

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When an ancient Roman suggests to you, ‘Come on, baby, light my fire,’ we have good news - it’s just a polite suggestion to turn on the oil lamp!

AimeeMaroux, to 13thFloor
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Purple rain, purple rain...

Kronos holds the severed genitals of his father Ouranos. Of the blood, the three Erinyes are born.


@antiquidons @phistorians

AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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Even in death, Osiris still stands strong.


@antiquidons

AimeeMaroux, to random
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Be careful when you bend over, curious animals might take it as an invitation.

@LJTrafford

phistorians, to history
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Ahhh the Romans’ most fortunate day of the week. Here we offer dubious honour to Priapus, the god often most found holding a fruit basket. That’s no cornucopia!

🏛 Getty, inv. 73.AB.21

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