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DavidDarnes

@DavidDarnes@mastodon.design

Developer Advocate at zeroheight.
Previously: Nordhealth, Ghost, Stackbit.
Clients: Google, Buffer and Netlify.
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radicalrobit, to random
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How do I get paid to be as bad at running companies as the average CEO. Just making millions by committing unforced error after unforced error.

DavidDarnes,
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@radicalrobit @whalecoiner
“Hello yes I’d like to apply for CEO…
…my resume? Sure!”

Hands over a single sheet of paper that just says “I’m fucking awful”

georgetakei, to random

Elon Misk has named a new Twitter CEO, Linda Yaccarino.

So my question is, how many Scaramuccis will she last?

DavidDarnes,
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@georgetakei @seldo I’m guessing 1 lettuce, tops
https://mastodon.design/@DavidDarnes/110357074441628086

whalecoiner, to random

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    @whalecoiner
    d) Mondays
    e) Monday morning meetings

    stephaniewalter, to random
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    How companies use deceptive patterns to keep you subscribed:https://pudding.cool/2023/05/dark-patterns/
    From friction to cancel shaming, time lost, buttons hidden on purpose, the journey of cancelling is long and tedious. Some of those are so shady I wonder how they are still not illegal.

    DavidDarnes,
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    @stephaniewalter I accidentally signed up to a different storage plan on Apple iCloud, the next day I automatically got a refund. Honestly surprised they went out of their way to give me my 79p back 😅

    zachleat, (edited ) to random
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    decorative LEGO

    DavidDarnes,
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    @ariel @zachleat weird, only 410% of it was me

    cabel, to random
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    DavidDarnes,
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    @cabel having trouble trying to spot you Cabel

    armstrong, to random
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    Think this is the 4th time I’ve seen @jamfactory speak and he never disappoints

    DavidDarnes,
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    @armstrong @jamfactory hey I know that guy!

    gn, to random

    my review of the Silo tv show: I was so into episodes 1 and 2 that I read the 500 page book the show is based on before episode 3

    DavidDarnes,
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    @gn I’m enjoying the show to the level that I’m worried spoilers from the book will get me 🫣

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    Weather: Sunny for literally 5 seconds
    Me:

    Me rapidly making an iced latte

    DavidDarnes,
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    Presentation: 1/10. Taste: 11/10

    rafa, to random
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    me living in the netherlands

    DavidDarnes,
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    @rafa sympathies. Remind me to tell you the time I took Ruby and Jess home from the hospital sometime 🌧️🌧️🌧️

    joshtumath, to random
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    I loved this conference. I wish there was time to speak to every single person there.

    (Extrovert problems.)

    https://mastodon.social/@heypresents@mastodon.world/110355978787199596

    DavidDarnes,
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    @joshtumath @sturobson it us!

    DavidDarnes,
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    @joshtumath @sturobson gotta be @alexolder about his deep and complex plan for WDC 2023

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    For my fellow typography nerds https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsGj2tYIek5/

    DavidDarnes,
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    Me walking by, “What font is that?”

    DavidDarnes,
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    @elly Art 🖼️

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    Adding to the pile “Why UI copy shouldn't be an afterthought”

    DavidDarnes,
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    @nhoizey a radio list would be so much clearer here

    DavidDarnes,
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    @nhoizey heh that's the thing though, this company doesn't operate outside of England or Wales

    DavidDarnes,
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    @nhoizey “Where did the incident happen?”
    🔘England
    🔘Wales

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    Does Twitter no longer appear in the sources panel within Netlify Analytics due to the API changes?

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    Not sure I’ll ever get over the lovely comments we get about Nord Design System 🥲
    https://nordhealth.design

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    Lisa: Steve Jobs’ sabotage and Apple’s secret burial | Trailer
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJxFAyT7p8

    elly, to webdev
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    Having my daily “what if I just scrapped everything and rewrote it all” moment.

    Though, thankfully, this time it’s not because I’m working on some god awful code full of technical debt, I’m working on my own website. 😎 (I hope my sarcasm is being conveyed by that emoji)

    Does anyone else constantly have this feeling? How do you convince yourself not to do it?
    I’m sure I've heard a statistic about how it’s almost always more time consuming and more effort to start over, right?

    DavidDarnes,
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    @elly Yep! I have a folder on my desktop just for this feeling, I'd rather be destructive in there than on the actual repo of my site 😂

    DavidDarnes, to random
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    With all this Zelda talk I feel like I’m meant to be playing it too

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