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DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What is your favorite thing about the beach?
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels. He’s the Spokesman.
My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.
He’s the Spokesman.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random Have you heard the story about the corduroy pillow? Apparently it's making headlines.
Have you heard the story about the corduroy pillow?
Apparently it's making headlines.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What is a web developers favorite tea? URL Grey.
What is a web developers favorite tea?
URL Grey.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What do you call a magical bra? An abracadabra.
What do you call a magical bra? An abracadabra.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random People often ask me how i smuggle chocolate into the cinema? Well.. I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
People often ask me how i smuggle chocolate into the cinema?
Well..
I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random if you like telling dad jokes and you're not a dad. You're a faux pa.
if you like telling dad jokes and you're not a dad.
You're a faux pa.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random People ask me why I chose to teach Math rather than English. I tell them, Fractions speak louder than verbs.
People ask me why I chose to teach Math rather than English. I tell them, Fractions speak louder than verbs.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random Mom: Im exhausted, I was up till 4am with the baby. Dad: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late....
Mom: Im exhausted, I was up till 4am with the baby.
Dad: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late....
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What do you call an annoyed lobster? A frustacean.
What do you call an annoyed lobster? A frustacean.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random When I told my Mrs I was looking at flights on the internet, she got very excited! Which was odd as shes never shown an interest in darts before.
When I told my Mrs I was looking at flights on the internet, she got very excited!
Which was odd as shes never shown an interest in darts before.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random Just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think thats how Im gonna watch all documentaries from now on
Just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think thats how Im gonna watch all documentaries from now on
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported. We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported. We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
DocAtCDI, 2 months ago to random My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler... Ever since, all I can think of is how to win her back.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I’m a compulsive gambler... Ever since, all I can think of is how to win her back.
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random They told me I'd never be good at poetry because Im dyslexic. But so far Ive made 3 jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry because Im dyslexic. But so far Ive made 3 jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random My son got a part in his school play! He is playing a man who has been married 25 years. I told him not to be too upset though, he might get a speaking part next time!
My son got a part in his school play!
He is playing a man who has been married 25 years.
I told him not to be too upset though, he might get a speaking part next time!
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was half horse, half human doctor. This made him the Centaur for Disease Control...
According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control...
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random My parents said that if I got a tattoo I'd have to get it in a place that didnt matter... So I got it in Appleton, Wisconsin.
My parents said that if I got a tattoo I'd have to get it in a place that didnt matter... So I got it in Appleton, Wisconsin.
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random My wife just said that if I don't get off my computer and help with the dishes shes gonna slam my head on the keyboard but I think shes jokinhwnnriowenjauhuhyfewbh48943983wbedjhhfws7hg873243nbiu2q378hgfdbuifqbqwuiehguh-asdhnjqweiorijndaklajhb
My wife just said that if I don't get off my computer and help with the dishes shes gonna slam my head on the keyboard but I think shes jokinhwnnriowenjauhuhyfewbh48943983wbedjhhfws7hg873243nbiu2q378hgfdbuifqbqwuiehguh-asdhnjqweiorijndaklajhb
DocAtCDI, 3 months ago to random My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.