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DrakkenZero

@DrakkenZero@retro.pizza

Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried.

Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.

I know an unhealthy, generally worrying amount of things about the following topics:
#MST3K
#Rifftrax
#Riffing
#Tokusatsu
#SuperSentai
#KamenRider
#Cryptids
#1970sMadeForTVMovies
#Stargate
#DoctorWho

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PPVs (pay-per-views) in the wrestling world are weird, and as a "story" fan, they cause some weird narrative structure things that you don't really get in most other storytelling.

In the weeks leading up to the PPV, there's a lot of things building up and very little resolutions... because they want you to pay money to watch the PPV.

This is gonna be a 🧵, just a warning

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I feel like media needs a tracking system like we have for conservation of endangered wildlife, because there's a lot more nuance than just "Lost media" and "Not lost media"

Like, if something only exists online, with no physical media and no way to outright "buy" it (and no guarantee that even if you do buy it you get to keep it), I'd put that under "Conservation Dependent", in that if it's not 'conserved' (read - pirated) it could very well disappear.

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Seriously, it does me no good to be in a place where I'm within an hour's drive of multiple functional drive-in movie theatres when they're all showing the exact same movies.

DrakkenZero, to kbin
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Trying out the TamperMonkey Kbin enhancement script on @MattTheDev 's @NerdBin instance and it works great. Had to make a tiny tweak (adding nerdbin.social to the list of sites it's looking for) but that's something anybody should be able to do

Would still love to see it maybe including followed "Magazines" on the sidebar instead of hidden in the Settings menu, but that's a battle for better coders than I

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Found a bootleg Mugenbine toy on ebay and the absolute best part of these are the fake Engrish names they have given to all the toys.

Tag yourself, I am "Absolute Being Deer"

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I am Tooting at you from within virtual reality. Because I can.

DrakkenZero, to random
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Every now and then some Fediverse block list drama floats through my timeline, usually because of the couple of admins I follow.

Even if you do not understand what is going on, I strongly advise you to donate to your instance admins, because reading through even a fraction of that shit makes my brain want to implode.

Server costs are important. Sanity costs are even more so.

If your instance has a kofi or patreon, please support them.

DrakkenZero, to fediverse
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After playing around with both of them for a couple of days, I like the form factor and interface of kbin a lot more than Lemmy, but kbin (at least the instance I'm on) seems to have a lot of trouble keeping connected to the greater fediverse.

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People whom run a mastodon instance, can you replace the logo in the top right corner of the web page with something else?

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I got an invite code to BlueSky and... Mastodon has 100% spoiled me.

There's no way to really "find" people on there, I've searched for a few hashtags and looked at the recommendations but as far as I can tell it's kinda vacant of people/things that I am interested in.

The only reason I really joined was there were a few people from birdsite who went there instead of here and I wanted to keep up with them too, and THEY DON'T POST EITHER.

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Made up a logo for my Kidd Video project. I need to figure out how to remake the whole logo, maybe as a vector, because I cannot find a single clean higher definition version of it online.

And the name is a joke, yes, I'm a terrible person.

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I'm super jazzed about Ohio Issue 1 passing, but let's be honest - I am unlikely to ever get, or by my actions cause anyone to need, an abortion.

I have 100% caused other people to need legal weed, and am 10000% going to be taking advantage of access to it.

DrakkenZero, to random
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I know it's a slasher, and they have to have enough people to be able to kill them every 9 minutes, but this movie has way too many characters.

I honestly forgot about military sister, haven't seen her in so long

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There's a local, well-known stray that we tried to adopt multiple times since birth but he was always fiercely independent and didn't want any help. We made sure he got shots and always had food, but he wouldn't come inside.

Yesterday, he came inside - not at our invitation, while we were carrying in stuff he just walked in and flopped down on the couch.

He's sick and decided he's finally ready to take up our hospitality.

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Sony wants me to not miss out on any of their holiday deals, but they have picked a selection of games to highlight that shows they clearly have no fucking clue who I am:

• Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® III
• EA SPORTS FC™ 24
• NBA 2K24 Kobe Bryant Edition
• Mortal Kombat 1

They might as well have thrown in "Punch Yourself In The Face Simulator" or "Paint Drying Tycoon". No, scrap that, I might actually play those.

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Any fans of Kidd Video here on Mastodon? Based on something I mentioned to @trixter earlier today, I am trying to find a way to combine the English-language audio of some very muddy looking low-res Kidd Video episodes with the crisper Spanish-audio versions of the episodes I found.

Left side of Master Blaster is from the US version, right is from the Spanish Dub

DrakkenZero, to random
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Every Microsoft product trying to trick you into using Edge, ignoring your default preferences, trying to override your overrides...

It's the same energy as if you've ever had an overly religious acquaintance who is 100% a cool person in all other aspects, but is constantly trying to get people to convert.

DrakkenZero, to random
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Stolen from @sark - what's a worse debacle than Dashcon? How about a Willy Wonka-themed Dashcon for children.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-called-to-willy-wonka-inspired-experience-in-glasgow-as-families-demand-refunds-13081554

Found this link, has some video as well as one of the actors that was hired to perform at this alleged "event".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerxr90Cd5Q

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I used to be a huge fan of MTV's animated tv shows (The Maxx, Daria, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc). But one of my personal favorites doesn't really get much love... MTV's Downtown.

The show only occasionally played, and more-or-less vanished in the 2000-2010 timeframe, and I was worried it would become lost media, but fortunately other people were also fans and have archived it on youtube and archive dot org.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXEjOdKryyE

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I have a game recommendation that comes with a LOT of asterisks.

Pros:
This is an incredibly stupid, simple game that hits a lot of very nice dopamine-releasing spots.

Cons:
It has almost no actual gameplay
Its laden with ads.

I'm pretty sure the art is all AI generated.

There's no save function and a lot of people report their progress being wiped.

There's no settings or way to disable vibrate or sounds

Might be a crypto-miner?

DrakkenZero, to kbin
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People familiar with - is there a view or setting that's roughly equivalent to viewing r/popular or r/all on reddit?

I know here on Mastodon, I can pop over to Local to see all the posts from people here on my instance, and Federated (sort of) skims the surface of all the people/instances that are tangentially connected to mine

I guess I'm looking for something akin to that? I wanna see what all is going on in the wider kbiniverse

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Steven Seagal is to martial arts what Donald Trump is to finance.

DrakkenZero, to random
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TV fans in their 40s... what cartoons do you remember from the 1960s and 70s were still being rerun well into the 80s?

I feel like it didn't last into the 1990s because of the glut of new animation that came from the 80s gave them a lot more cartoons to re-run, but there was definitely a time in the early-to-mid-80s where things like Super Friends, Scooby Doo, Flinstones, Hanna Barbera were being used to fill out sub-prime schedule slots.

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Every now and then, I am reminded of an event from 2016 - a bunch of people in the local poly community gathered together to watch the Trump vs Clinton debates.

After the debate, I got into a... let's say "heated discussion" with a friend of a friend about how my desire to take care of my mother was holding me down, and how I needed to read this new eye opening book by this amazing liberal upstart...

The book was... sigh Hillbilly Elegy by J. D. Vance

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