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thepoliticalcat, to random
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Aww, no, really? Trump got BOOED? At the Libertarian Convention?

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-thunderous-boos-libertarian/

MAGAts went there to DEFEND dear leader. The Libertarians came in, booted them all out of their seats and BOOED TRUMP ALL THE WAY!

GayDeceiver,
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@thepoliticalcat Where’s my tiny violin?

GayDeceiver,
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@thepoliticalcat that makes me so happy. Can’t wait for the posts

Wraithe, to random
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Client (Owner) to company: “Friday is a half-day, so everyone can have an extra long weekend!”

Everyone: “Yay!”

Me, IT consultant/director: phone starts ringing at 3pm on Friday (as was foretold in prophesy)

GayDeceiver,
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@Wraithe I’ve had my boss send me home early … and stop me from walking out the door because his boss needs someone to go to his house to help his ornamental wife install Word (she had moved the icon by mistake and couldn’t find it).

the_etrain, to random
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Little league season is over. Now, I must face the final boss: ballet recital.

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain may all that is holy and pure keep you and protect you from the dance moms.

RickiTarr, to random
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Have y'all ever had someone act like you were hurting them somehow by just liking a food?

Any time I buy or make kimchi, my Mom says it's so gross and she doesn't want any and just on and on. I never offer it to her, or make group food with it, but for some reason she seems offended by it, and I don't know why.

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr I don’t have anyone like that in my life. My parents have always been willing to try new foods and flavors … and they’re also very open to new ideas too.

I had a roommate who was like that. I finally got him to understand that he had no right to complain until he had tried the food. His horizons expanded.

the_etrain, to random
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Andy Reid's and Patrick Mahomes's mealy-mouthed statements how there's all different people in the locker room are as weak as it gets. Fuck those guys.

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain sometimes c I am glad I was never much into sportsball. Sounds like some jock bros trying to defend their dying culture.

Cuz jock bros gotta jock bro harder when challenged.

the_etrain, to random
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I don't think anyone in my family has ever put a dish in the dishwasher. Which makes me wonder, what do they think is behind the stainless steel door under the counter?

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain a portal to a magical realm where tiny people with special little tools lovingly clean every dish people put in it.

atomicpoet, to random
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If you see two people together of different ethnicities or races, don’t assume they’re “just friends” and not a couple. And don’t act surprised if your assumption is wrong.

And yes, I’m saying this because a highly unpleasant conversation just occurred.

GayDeceiver,
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@atomicpoet we had to have this talk with young people from rural America when they came to our religious club in Los Angeles.

RickiTarr, to random
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Avatar really did rip off Dune, and don't get me started on Star Wars.

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr Star Wars ripped from a lot of stories … and Dune wasn’t a wholly new story either (it borrowed from other stories too).

RickiTarr, to random
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If the gods exist, it's mighty presumptuous to think they have our best interests at heart, or even think about us at all.

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr I believe that if someone set up this universe to run, they probably have forgotten about it, and the simulation has been running amok for bit. P

the_etrain, to random
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Being a man of deep faith, when faced with a dilemma, I stop and ask myself "what would Jack LaLanne do?"

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain probably more crunches, TBH

GayDeceiver, to random
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She still breastfeeds her little angel, the apple of her eye. How old is the tyke, you ask? 67 months.

GayDeceiver,
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@thepoliticalcat I used to do ocassional work for a Friends Congregation, and a few of the couples were very crunchy … so I sort of got used to seeing older children (no longer babies or toddlers) getting breast feed.

GayDeceiver,
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@thepoliticalcat yes. I agree with you.

GayDeceiver, to random
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“People put old-timey ventriloquist dummies and old Victorian porcelain dolls all over their houses because they can, never asking if they should. No one tells them that too many of them together open the gates between dimension. All that’s left is to clean blood and gore from walls and ceilings.”

GayDeceiver,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver oh my … sounds like a weird hallway. Ew.

GayDeceiver,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver nope. Nope nope.

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